Come in, master: tell some jokes or myths that make girls happy.

That's enough to make her happy. That was four years ago, when I was still in college. Xiaoli is a beautiful and naive girl. She is my girlfriend. The students all say that we are made for each other. Our relationship has developed rapidly. Naturally, one summer vacation, I took her home. I didn't go back to my home, but went to my uncle's house, because my uncle is a millionaire and I want to show her off. My uncle is very enthusiastic and Xiaoli has a good time. Today, Xiaoli and I met again in the coffee shop. She asked, "How are you now? Still a person? " "Yes!" "You should find a girlfriend, don't dwell on the past. My husband and I are very concerned about you. " "Aunt, thank you and uncle for your concern. I will have a girlfriend! " I answered angrily. After the first class, the teacher of the skydiving modeling school asked the students if they had any questions. "How much do we have to pay for each jump?" A student asked, "10 $!" Another student looked a little nervous and stood up and asked, "What if the parachute doesn't open when skydiving?" "Don't worry, if you can't open the parachute, we will refund your money." The teacher replied. The fire brigade received an alarm call. Fire brigade: Where is the fire? Alarm person: My home. Fire brigade: I mean, where? Policeman: In the kitchen. Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there? Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? ! One day! A ferry sank into the sea because of the storm! Only three people survived! They are a successful businessman, a teenager and a tramp! A month later, the boy fished up a magic lamp from the sea! He wiped it! Suddenly an elf came out and asked them to make a wish! The businessman cares about his career! He said: I want to go back to the company to make money! The genie nodded! Whoosh That businessman has disappeared! Teenagers miss their families very much! ! So he said: I want to go home! ! The elf nodded again! ! Whoosh The boy is gone! ! The genie asked the tramp, You? What do you want to wish for? The tramp thought about it! I don't know what I want. But it's boring to be here alone! ! Hmm ~ ask them to accompany me! ! So! ! Another whoosh! Businessmen and teenagers are back! ! !