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1. What are the comments on Douyin?

Many comments on Douyin are very classic and funny. Let’s take a look at their comments

1. Can you use Fang Tian Hua Ji to peel a pear for me or use Jade Seal to smash walnuts for me? If that doesn’t work, you can use high-voltage wires to give me a bomb or Dongfeng Po to relieve my boredom.

2 , This kind of laughter cannot be made without having asthma for several years / This laughter is the same as my kettle being turned on / I put on the facial mask and laughed straight out my wrinkles!

3. I have devoted my youth to you for so many years, in exchange for a thank you for your fulfillment. It fulfills your chicness and adventure, and it fulfills my blue sea and blue sky.

4. Is it enough for my country to support you as a disaster?

5. The mistress is a good thing. She took away the dog who doesn’t love you.

6. After I took away the beggar’s bowl full of money that day, I actually cured him. Disability for many years.

7. I thought it was bronze at first, but I didn’t expect it to be a king.

8. When I see someone falling down, I like it without hesitation!

9. When I first came to know this world, I lingered over it, looking at the horizon that seemed to be before my eyes, and I was willing to go through fire and water to get there. Now I'm walking through this world, wandering around in all kinds of ways, turning over the years and looking at different faces, and I can't help but burst into your smile.

10. You have violated the unforgivable crime of snakeskin in the Galaxy Justice Law. I, Duxiu Armor, will deprive you of all your rights and impose a seal on you. Let’s arrest you without mercy! 2. What are some domineering sentences on Douyin?

1. Just because I have a good temper does not mean that I have no bottom line.

2. I understand, but that doesn’t mean I want to accept it.

3. Walk your own path, take your own steps, and pay less attention to people who gossip behind your back.

4. I have so many smiling faces, but I am always used to getting sick.

5. I have hit this southern wall, it is as soft as dog skin.

6. Don’t show off things I don’t want in front of me, no matter how good they are, they are all garbage.

7. If it’s a dragon, you coil it up, if it’s a tiger, you lie down, and if it’s a dog, you let me play it gently.

8. Talk and laugh during the day and sleep well at night.

9. Work hard! To break away from a group you don't like.

10. This is your first time, why should I let you go!

11. Don’t keep people you can’t keep. No matter how good the chain is, you can’t tie a dog that wants to go.

12. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the most important person in my heart.

13. May you be brave and fearless even if you work alone in the days to come.

14. Since you are still lucky to be alive, of course you must go all out to be happy.

15. Don’t be nostalgic anymore. How can those who look back step by step travel far away.

16. Don’t lose your happiness with unimportant people. 3. Sad Douyin Sentences

Don’t dwell on the past and refuse to let go, and don’t cling to the past and refuse to let go. You must understand that you can’t keep people who want to leave, you can’t wake up people who pretend to be asleep, and you can’t move people who don’t like you.

Later I learned that those who really wanted to leave were so stingy that even saying goodbye felt like a waste of time, while those who shouted, "Hey, I'm leaving, but looked back three times." But I want you to say something, please stay. Later I also knew that you didn't hold me back at first, and I didn't look back, so we went our separate ways.

When you have gone through all the hardships alone, you no longer want to be with anyone.

I haven’t forgotten anything, but some things are just suitable for collection.

I wish you well and I won’t disturb you anymore.

Some stories are written yesterday before they can really begin; some people become passers-by before they fall in love properly.

It’s not that I don’t contact you, but that you make me feel like I’m disturbing you.

In fact, I am very satisfied. At least I know your name, heard your voice, and saw your eyes. I am already very lucky, right? Although I am sad

Actually, if I think carefully about what you gave me, whether it was sadness or grievance, you really didn’t give me any of the touch I wanted.

Instead of being suspicious of each other, it is better to go our separate ways.

There is only one more word between love and loved, but there is one past between them.

I am separated from you by mountains and rivers, we can’t get close and we can’t leave you.

If possible, I choose to disappear silently, no longer be thought of by anyone, and do not want to think of anyone anymore. I will sleep forever so that I will no longer taste the ups and downs of life, and no longer experience the seven emotions and six desires of human beings.

Some people only miss them but don’t contact them; they only pay attention to them and don’t bother them.

I care about details. If you make me feel unimportant, I don’t want you.

There are many things in this world that you can’t do anything about. Your good body suddenly becomes seriously ill, someone you trust deeply betrays you suddenly, a friendship that has been with you for many years suddenly breaks down, and the person who was smiling just now suddenly breaks down. I cried suddenly, and finally understood love. The person who loved me so much suddenly stopped loving me.

You said you would protect me from now on, I almost believed you, and then you became someone else’s hero.

Reconciliation is easy, but staying the same is difficult.

Everyone who says they are not the right person actually harbors an impossible person in their heart.

Is there such a person who, with the wind and wind chimes ringing, only thinks of 4. The most popular sentences on Douyin

A collection of the most popular sentences on Douyin:

1. If you have really seen the hard work of those strong people, you will definitely understand that the reason why those people can reach heights that others cannot reach is because they have endured many hardships that others cannot. . There is never any luck in this world, only unknown efforts.

2. The dirt on the face cannot stop the light in the eyes, and the hardship of life cannot stop the inner desire.

3. Dreams are destined to be a lonely journey, and doubts and ridicules are inevitable along the way, but so what, we must move forward bravely even if we are bruised and bruised. If you have a dream, don’t be afraid of pain. If you want to win, don’t stop!

4. All the efforts I have made to live to this day are to be able to do things I truly like, stay away from people I hate, and not force others to please me.

5. Maybe we will struggle all our lives and still be just a small person, but it will not prevent us from choosing how to live. The world is far more exciting than what you want. Don’t lose to life, don’t lose to “other people say”.

6. As long as you have ambition, there is nothing you dare not think about; as long as you are domineering, there is nothing you dare not do; as long as you have backbone, there is nothing impossible; as long as you have If you are kind, nothing will be done badly.

7. In this society, if you don’t work hard, no one will ever treat you fairly. Only if you work hard and have the right to speak, can you fight for fairness for yourself.

8. There are not so many assumptions in life. Reality is a real slap in the face, hitting you in the face. There is no doubt that it hurts, so you can only move forward.

9. All training results in growth, and all endurance will be made up for in a moment in the future. There is no absolute fairness in fate, so don't worry or be anxious, just go with the flow of time and keep working hard.

10. Success is divided into two halves. One half is in the hands of God, which is fate; the other half is in your own hands, which is hard work.

11. If you don’t speak, no one will know what you want; if you don’t do it, any thoughts will only swim in your mind; if you don’t take steps, you will never find the direction you are heading.

12. Although God is innocent and Heaven is innocent, when people encounter difficulties or misfortunes, they always complain about the injustice of God and Heaven, but forget their own ignorance and injustice. effort.