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How to make children cry, parents crazy, teachers squeezed, and public and private schools kidnapped?
Recently, an article in Xinhua Daily: reporter's investigation: crazy study and thinking, crazy off-campus training and an article in Guangzhou Daily: crazy study and thinking: parents set the alarm clock "second" limit, and children cry from beginning to end in the examination room ... The principal said: only compromise! "It swept the circle of friends, and learning and thinking were directly pushed to the forefront. Parents of netizens hold their own words and have different opinions. The crazy turn of parents has aroused widespread concern in society. Some readers left a message pointing to the national college entrance examination system in junior and senior high schools. But why is it that under the same national policy, "learning and thinking" drives children to cry and go crazy for education, not other institutions? How to squeeze teachers, kidnap education and prevent monopoly of education and training? First, learning and thinking is how to starve marketing, force children to cry, drive parents crazy, squeeze teachers and kidnap private public schools. (1) Learning and thinking to successfully implement hunger marketing and force children to cry. " The number of alarm clocks set by parents "seconds kill, children cry from beginning to end in the examination room" describes the QQ group of the senior one. Many parents study, think and communicate their children's exam situation. Some parents said that the child sat in the examination room and cried from beginning to end, and the child painted in it throughout the exam. ""My child has just entered the first grade of primary school and started to learn to think this summer. I was reminded that learning and thinking about the registration of new students depends on' grabbing'. On the day of registration, I set the alarm clock early in the morning, 10: 00, and I set it at 9: 55 ... "A mother waiting for her children to finish class told reporters vividly." When the alarm clock rang, I was driving and just drove to Xixi River. As soon as the bell rang, my hand suddenly shook, so nervous! My heart is pounding! I want to pull over as soon as possible, but there is no place to park temporarily. My hands are shaking all the time! Finally, I found a parking place. The mobile phone showed 9: 59, and I immediately refreshed the learning and thinking App. When my finger shook,' Seconds Kill' succeeded and I grabbed it! The whole person is sweating! "Hunger marketing is a common means of learning and thinking. Every time, the quota is distributed in small batches, which creates an illusion that the supply is in short supply and causes the anxiety of a round of looting and killing in the city. Some parents exchanged spike experience in the group: one hour before the start of the specified time, they were ready to grab the state, and then at the opening moment, they realized the explosive force of rocket launch. Besides manpower, the most important thing is network speed. It's hard for everyone to grab the quota. As soon as I went to class, some parents found that the classroom had just been renovated. Faced with the smell of the newly renovated nose, parents were dissatisfied with the complaint and said proudly, "Either go up or go back. "Very not easy to grab the class, parents dare to drop out of school? Everyone can only silently cover their noses and wear masks in class, in this new classroom filled with paint. That's it. Just when some parents wanted to return, some parents immediately took their babies to grab seats. This panic scene can be seen everywhere in Hangzhou. The cold winter, the biting wind and the dark crowd almost packed the scene. Loud loudspeakers and screaming exhausted security guards are trying to control the flow of people. This is a registered website for learning and thinking. " It is completely burning oil, "said the parents present," taking advantage of the anxiety of national education. "(2) Learning and thinking successfully dragged the whole person into the mud pit of Olympic mathematics learning," driving some parents crazy ". Learning and thinking are blindly elevated, so that children can feel the abstinence of Olympic mathematics. Some knowledge points in junior high school and senior high school appear in the learning content of the third and fourth grades of primary school. There is a child in kindergarten who is smart and lively and has always been one of the teachers' favorite students. Starting from the big class, I began to study and think about Olympiad. After several years of Olympic Mathematics training, my self-confidence is getting worse and worse, and my school performance is also declining. As a last resort, parents actually used it to test IQ. A clever child, after several years of Olympic mathematics study, has become a child with learning difficulties and questionable IQ. Who knows the pain of this parent? When they were in the lower grades of primary school, even in kindergarten, they didn't really start to get in touch with mathematics, and they didn't have time to understand the rich connotation of mathematics and the beauty of mathematical thinking, so they were left with curiosity and exploration of the mathematical world. What about the study and thinking of junior high school curriculum? Textbooks that study and think. In a famous junior high school in Shenyang, Mr. Liang, who participated in the exam questions many times, said that "solving problems with method of substitution is not in the textbook, and it is impossible for Shenyang senior high school entrance examination to appear this kind of questions", but learning and thinking are listed as compulsory contents. Because the teaching questions are too difficult, many parents are even proud to go to school to think. " This kind of problem, the school teacher does not teach, but it is good to think about learning while learning. ""It is difficult and level to think about what the teacher teaches while learning! For children whose junior high school teachers are math experts, when they see this situation, they will stop learning while thinking. But more parents don't know the situation, even teachers in other disciplines don't know it very well. In fact, experts and teachers know that many children who study well will get good grades no matter which teacher they study with. Teachers in other institutions say of teachers who study and think like this: "Who can't teach a good student?" If you have the ability to improve your grades for poor students, that is a really good teacher! "Yes, we really should reflect on it: Is it really taught by the teachers who study? Do you think that top students gather? Is there a difficulty level in the questions taught by the teacher? Is the question so difficult and useful? Parents send their children to study in order to improve their grades. Three points of teaching, seven points of learning. The foundation of learning seedlings is the most important. Good students can go anywhere. An excellent teacher can train an ordinary student to be an excellent student and a poor student to be an excellent student. A really good teacher. Why should we set the course content in advance so that children can learn those biased, strange and difficult problems? The fundamental reason is that learning and thinking rely on difficult problems, eliminating poor students and leaving outstanding students, covering up the teaching level of teachers who learn and think. Learning and thinking, it worked! Under the exemplary role of top students, groups of ordinary (or even poor) moths generally flock to learn and think. In fact, teachers in the education industry know that many children who study well will get good grades no matter which teacher they study with. The mode of "thinking while learning" only recruits those children who have learned well. These children get high marks in the senior high school entrance examination, final examination and senior high school entrance examination, which will make more middle school students think that learning while thinking is a good teacher's teaching. Create an illusion of learning and thinking to improve your grades. The study of Olympic Mathematics was originally only suitable for less than 3-5% children. Without demand, demand is created. Learning and thinking is actually relying on illusion to successfully pull the whole person into this mud pit. (3) Learning and thinking charges a high class fee, which increases the financial burden of parents. Teachers, like doctors, need experience Students who don't graduate from famous universities can teach well. Experienced teachers need different years and have taught for several cycles. Even know which issues should be discussed and which issues should not be discussed. If you know this problem, just say a few words, and that problem can be touched in one sentence. Different teachers vary greatly. Good teachers have high class fees, while poor teachers have low class fees. What about a teacher who studies thinking? When learning and thinking was first established, it should be said that there were indeed some excellent teachers. However, with the rapid expansion of learning and thinking all over the country, excellent teacher resources have been seriously diluted. Some experienced teachers, while studying and thinking, only engage in the development of teaching materials, not attending classes in the front line. Learning and thinking are recruited from college graduates every year and directly employed through short-term training. Use children to practice their hands and let them become experimental mice for new teachers to improve their teaching ability. Even so, learning and thinking are "selling cabbage at a golden price" for these new teachers who are inexperienced in education and teaching. Originally, a college student who just graduated, even if he taught one-on-one after graduation, it would cost tens of dollars per hour. The newly graduated students, after short-term study and thinking training, the tuition fees charged by the whole class for one class actually reached more than 3,700 yuan. The teaching quality is low and the price is high. Is this caused by the national junior high school entrance examination policy and college entrance examination policy? If so, why can't other training institutions (except a few) do so? Every time I go to a city, I push up the price of local education and training. Take Shenyang as an example: Before entering Shenyang, generally speaking, the normal class fee for a master of Shenyang Olympic Mathematics and a class of 20-30 students was 15-25 yuan/hour. However, after studying and thinking, the price of studying and thinking was per 150 minutes 120 yuan, and later it was changed to per 150 minutes 150 yuan. Learning and thinking, a newly graduated college student, in the case of going to work, the class fee reaches the level of 60 yuan per hour. There are 25 students in one class, and one class can charge tuition per hour 1500 yuan. One class lasts 2.5 hours, and parents are charged a class fee of 3,750 yuan. This is the income that a thoughtful young teacher brings to learning and thinking. Then why do teachers with years of experience in education and teaching only charge twenty or thirty yuan an hour? Driven by learning and thinking, the price increase is inevitable. It can be said that every time I study and think, the cost of extracurricular tutoring in this city will rise rapidly. Increased the financial burden on parents. Think about it, a child, from the first grade of primary school, is learning and thinking. In the mode of learning and thinking, the old class keeps reporting and the new class keeps reporting. How many parents' hard-earned money has gone into the pocket of learning and thinking? How much of these tuition fees have gone into the pockets of teachers who are studying and thinking about teaching? (D) Learning Olympiad in Grade Three is recognized as the initial stage. However, study and think about offering the Olympic Mathematics course in the first and second grades, strive for high-quality seedlings in advance, and encourage them. The full name of primary school Olympic mathematics is "primary school Olympic mathematics" or "primary school mathematical Olympics". The name comes from "Mathematics is the gymnastics of thinking", which embodies the commonality between mathematics and the Olympic spirit: faster, higher and stronger. In fact, it should be called "primary school competition mathematics" more accurately. It embodies the ingenious thinking, flexibility and mathematical aesthetics in mathematics. Originally, Olympiad was to provide a stage for those children who are interested in it, just as we set up a stage for those children who are interested in English, painting, music and sports, so that they can enjoy their childhood and life freely and happily. Is there a problem with the olympiad? The fault lies not in the Olympics, but in the control of public opinion by private capital and the government? The government banned the Olympic Games. However, in such a policy environment, learning and thinking can attract a large number of children who are not suitable for learning Olympic Mathematics but have to learn it. It is learning and thinking that destroyed the olympiad, not the olympiad that destroyed the children. As we all know, thinking ability is the core of children's intelligence. If children's thinking ability is fully exercised during primary school, it will play an important role in developing ideas. However, from which grade is it better to start learning Olympic Mathematics? The answer is above grade three. Children's understanding ability is limited because they are too young. At this time, the child's computing ability is still relatively weak, and the mathematical foundation has not been laid well. It will be more difficult for children to learn Olympic mathematics, and it is easy to encounter difficulties. If children are exposed to Olympic Mathematics, their interest will be hit, they will lose self-confidence, they will be afraid of difficulties and they will be tired of learning. Is it that raising children will hurt them? Educators who know pedagogy and psychology all know that the thinking of the first and second grade students in primary school is mainly based on images. Children of this age should get in touch with nature, learn more lively art and physical education courses such as musical instruments, Go, painting and dancing, and get in touch with nature, flowers and trees, which can also develop their intelligence. These children, if they start to learn Olympiad in the third grade, will catch up with those who have studied Olympiad in the first grade school in a few months. While studying and thinking, let children do abstract Olympic math problems in the classroom for a long time. What can I get in two years like this? 12 grade and 12 grade are there any junior high school pressures? Do parents have any needs? Learn to think through hype, there is no demand, and demand is created. It is obviously against the law of children's growth to let a large number of children learn abstract Olympic math problems at the age of thinking in images, which not only wastes time, but also destroys children's physical and mental health. For this reason, training institutions that know the laws of education and have a conscience generally start offering courses in Olympic Mathematics from the third grade. Learning and thinking, but has been pushed down along this standard line, opened the second-year Olympics, the first-year Olympics, the kindergarten Olympics, and the Toban Olympics. When asked about a parent who signed up for a nursing class, why did these parents give their baby a long nursing class? Parents said helplessly, "If the nursing class doesn't occupy the pit, I'm afraid it won't take a second." Learning and thinking is not to meet the needs of parents, but to make a profit. Through various means, parents are forced to participate in the activities of learning Olympic Mathematics in the first and second grades, which also causes other individual training institutions to be forced to set up junior high school Olympic Mathematics courses in order to survive, indirectly causing more children to suffer. The training of Olympic Mathematics, which focuses on learning and thinking, has changed the taste of Olympic Mathematics. It destroyed the reputation of Olympic mathematics, failed to promote the development of Olympiad Education in China, and also destroyed the environment of domestic Olympic competition. (5) Kidnapping teachers, squeezing employees, and profiteering by learning and thinking. Learning and thinking in teaching management is the so-called standardized teaching. In a class, it is necessary to follow the book, what to say and what words to use, as detailed as the standard parts produced by the factory. If you don't follow the rules, there will be no class, and the teacher will have no subjective initiative at all. Follow the handout. Some young teachers need to memorize handouts mechanically until midnight in order to attend classes. So, how much class fee can the teacher get? According to a class of 25 students who study and think, the class fee of 60 yuan per hour for each student is calculated. The class fee for teachers who learn to think is 1.500 yuan/hour. Teachers who study and think can get a class fee of 18%-25%. . Training institutions earned 82%-75% profit from it. As an education and training industry, it is very important for training institutions to make profits, otherwise they cannot survive. However, the behavior of making huge profits like learning and thinking is not normal, and it is a cruel exploitation and squeezing of employees. Learning and thinking claims that he will spend 70 million yuan on the research and development of teaching materials every year. You can think about how much money he can invest in the teachers themselves. The so-called "million-salary teacher" is just a round and trendy pie drawn by the leaders. So, why don't teachers who are easy to learn and think leave their jobs? 1. harsh contract, demanding huge compensation for teachers who left their posts. Anyang, a temperament girl from Zhengzhou, Henan Province who lives in Shanghai, has recently experienced great changes in her life. As one of the six defendants, she was asked by her former employer and a famous extracurricular auxiliary institution in China to order the court to compensate 38 million yuan for false propaganda. The hardships of starting a business and the possibility of sudden death make her face a double blow both physically and mentally. 2. An excellent primary school olympiad math teacher is fully capable of teaching a full set of olympiad math courses for grades three to six, and can even write his own textbooks. An excellent sixth-grade Olympic math teacher can completely dispense with lectures from the book. When it is found that students can't do a problem, which involves the knowledge of grade three, they can be flexible. Now make up a third grade question to make up for the knowledge that children lacked in the past. An excellent math teacher in grade three knows the knowledge he is teaching at present and what role he plays in the course of grade five and six, so as to prepare for the math course in grade three. But when arranging teaching tasks for teachers, learning and thinking are divided into modules. Even in the same grade, teachers are not allowed to complete teaching tasks independently. I will only repeat the teaching contents of several modules. Repetition is to make teachers more familiar with teaching? Not exactly. The fundamental reason is that new teachers can't really grow up for a long time. (An excellent all-round teacher, a teacher who can completely teach the Olympic Mathematics course in grades three to six, can completely complete the teaching independently without relying on companies or institutions, and famous teachers can help organize classes in the era of mobile Internet. Teachers can use the WeChat circle of friends without worrying about enrollment. Learning and thinking about teachers of different grades, like a part of a huge machine, becomes a part of the assembly line and keeps running. Teachers who study thinking want to leave their jobs unless they leave collectively like Shanghai Conservatory of Music. This resigned team needs to be able to independently complete the teaching content of primary school or junior high school. Many young college students have been able to leave their jobs smoothly because of their inner injustice. Once you enter the school, think about it. Under the pressure of capital, you are like a bonded worker, without freedom. A joint-stock company listed in the United States, Bloodthirsty Capital, designed the education and training activities as a factory assembly line. If teachers want to leave, they need to jump ship together, and one person can't complete the teaching task independently. Learning and thinking have succeeded again. Most teachers have been kidnapped successfully, and teachers can be cruelly exploited and squeezed for a long time. Where is the way out for teachers who learn and think? Is it necessary to live such a squeezed life all your life? We don't know whose future is good and where the teacher's way out is. A good future teachers will have a good future? (VI) Learning and thinking "Kidnapping private and public schools, and even some famous Olympic Organizing Committees, are also restricted by learning and thinking". Many of the top students in the senior high school entrance examination are those who have been studying Olympiad since the third grade of primary school and won prizes in the competition. Due to the excellent quality of many cities in China. Teachers and principals in the education industry know that some students are excellent students. Some students, no one can teach. This is an objective fact. Therefore, excellent students are the lifeline of public schools and private schools. Because there is no unified examination in junior high schools, every junior high school must compete for good students in order to have good grades and good reputation. Good students focus on learning and thinking, and learning and thinking naturally become the birthplace of prestigious junior high schools. Learning and thinking are in the upstream, and junior high schools in prestigious schools are in the downstream. These prestigious schools want to accept students and can't take exams, so they have to deal with learning and thinking, so that learning and thinking can recommend outstanding students. It can be said that learning and thinking also kidnapped some famous junior high schools in disguise. Some well-known Olympic games held in China for many years are competitive activities that are conducive to the growth of young people. However, because many excellent students in China concentrate on studying and thinking, the organizers of the mathematics competition are also restricted by studying and thinking, and even the abnormal Olympic mathematics training because of studying and thinking has worsened the policy environment of the competition. Learning and thinking succeeded, successfully kidnapped famous junior high schools and kidnapped some domestic Olympic Games. (7) where to learn and think, successfully kidnapped other similar education and training institutions, and successfully made the education and training market sorrowful. Learning and thinking starts from the lower grades of primary school, offering the course of Olympic Mathematics, hungry for sales, frantically competing for outstanding students, and charging high training fees for learning and thinking. How do other institutions survive? 1. It is also necessary to develop the Olympic Mathematics course in the lower grades of primary schools to avoid the interception of outstanding students from the root. 2. Price increase. The tuition is too low. Don't let parents think that the low price is a bad teacher's teaching. 3. Learning and Thinking Every time you go to a city, there will be a wave of closures of local training institutions. Other training institutions either follow the trend, transfer to training, transfer to management, or misplace management. In some cities, even the children of the leaders of the education administrative departments need to beg for learning and thinking if they want to go to school and study. Learning and thinking even successfully kidnapped other training institutions, and even kidnapped the leaders of individual education administrative departments. Second, how to make children cry, make parents crazy, squeeze teachers, kidnap public and private schools, study and think. Judging from the situation all over the country, learning and thinking has seriously damaged the education and training ecology of a city, and a hundred flowers blossom and stand out. Under the same system of senior high school entrance examination and junior high school entrance examination in China, why can only study and think successfully? Without learning and thinking, will there be learning and thinking and learning? The answer is: e-forum, now renamed as parents' help forum. When it comes to learning and thinking, it is inevitable to talk about paternalism. The predecessor of the parents' gang is called "e-forum", which is a platform for parents' communication based on the website "Learn and Think Olympics". It is a profitable training institution, and it is called "Learning and Thinking" forum to set up a forum, which is aboveboard and understandable.
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