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Ma Weidou, a veteran collector, can know the authenticity of an antique in three seconds. Is it true?/You don't say.

Ma Weidou is recognized as a master in the collection field. As long as it is the object he appreciates, he can basically distinguish between true and false. Although Ma Weidou only received the cultural education in the fourth grade of primary school, many national treasures were missed by a pair of discerning eyes in the later period. Most of his collections were picked up from scratch, so they were very cheap to buy. It is because he knows what others don't understand that he has the opportunity to earn so much money.

Ma Weidou Ma Weidou, the "Detective", is very famous in the collection field. He has a large collection, many of which are priceless. He has achieved the ultimate in folk collection. He loves it very much and few people can catch up with it. Ma Weidou has all kinds of collectibles, from porcelain, gold and wood to all kinds of ancient furniture and Wan Wen.

These collections are mainly obtained by picking up leaks. In Ma Weidou's own words, they are leaks of time and technology. In Ma Weidou, in addition to the stalls in the farmhouse and antique market, there are various auctions, and the prices are relatively high.

Only when you take it out can you see whether something is true or not. Ma Weidou's collection is kept in a private museum. Not only is the hall heavily guarded, but even the basement is locked. Because there is a treasure of his town hall in the basement, one of which is a "missing" helmet with 5000 yuan. Ma Weidou said in the program: "When I take out this collection, someone will definitely laugh at me, but laugh."

Ma Weidou rarely shows this helmet to others, even his wife and museum staff have never seen it, because it was used by the ancient emperor. Why did Ma Weidou lose the emperor's helmet? This is inseparable from Ma Weidou's diabolical eyes.

Since Ma Weidou is a collector, it is natural to make a living by this skill. Isn't buying valuable antique collections a way to protect ancestral culture? The most admirable thing about Ma Weidou is that he said that his son has no knowledge and vision to cherish. These collections may be donated to the society in the future and put in museums for future generations to enjoy. This is also his little contribution to society.

Ma Weidou once said in a TV program: Ancient porcelain is spiritual, and I can understand it in a few seconds. I didn't quite understand this sentence at first, and I thought he was showing off his knowledge; Later, I heard a mysterious legend in the antique world, and suddenly woke up and had a deeper interpretation of his sentence.

The mysterious legend in the field of antiques is this: ancient porcelain has experienced many people's past, and it has a soul called porcelain soul, which can be transformed into human form and communicate with people. Of course, porcelain spirit can't talk to everyone, it can only communicate with special people. This man with special functions is called Shi. He can not only see through the past lives of ancient porcelain, but also awaken the life of porcelain spirits at midnight, turn them into adults and talk about everything.

Is Ma Weidou the legendary Potter? I'm not sure, but it is an indisputable fact that he has a critical eye for porcelain and a soft spot for ancient porcelain works of art.