Super funny concise little joke

Super funny concise little jokes

Introduction: Sometimes, a joke can relieve a person's nervous emotions and bring joy. Below are some super funny concise jokes that I compiled. Don’t miss them.

Super funny short jokes (1)

1. A roommate’s girlfriend cheated on him, and he was very depressed after being abandoned. He stayed in the dormitory all day Depressed.

One day, I lamented that I still couldn’t forget the other person. I saw the head of the room came up to comfort me: After using the toilet, the first thing I did was not to flush, but to look back at the lump. This is not called Take a souvenir, this is just a habit! Once you go under the water, it will be fine. When it comes up, is it blocked?

Damn, this is the truth, a room full of worshipers. . .

2. I was queuing up in the school cafeteria at noon, and in front of me happened to be a funny guy from the class. When it was his turn, he asked the aunt who was cooking if there were any more meat buns?

The aunt said there were none.

He pointed to the one in the bowl next to him and said: "Aren't there two more here?"

The aunt glanced at it and said: "That's reserved for my son." ?

The funny B smiled at his aunt and called out: ?Mom!?

3. A buddy from the dormitory went to Wangfujing Supermarket. The supermarket is very big. This store comes from rural areas. , I’m still a street addict! I went into the supermarket and bought a few apples. I couldn’t find them when I looked for the cashier. I carried the apples around and somehow ended up outside the supermarket. I found a security guard holding the apples and asked: ?Brother, where is the cashier?

The security guard was shocked and asked: ?How did you get out?!?

4. Lying on the quilt in the dormitory at night. . . What do you think? Come and see, my new luminous underwear. ?

Everyone crawled over to watch, only to hear a "poof" fart sound.

Damn it, brothers, you haven’t done anything yet!!!

Super funny concise jokes (2)

1. There were classmates in class one day Laughing, the teacher noticed and said: Don’t stick your teeth all day long, like your toenails!?

2. Teacher: Your son actually eats instant noodles in class. I'm so shameless!

Parents: It's inevitable for children to be naughty. You can punish him by standing up and scolding him. ?

Teacher: ?How can it be so simple!? The teacher hesitated and said: ?My, my, my, my mouth is drooling on the book!?

3. As a class teacher , caring for students is our responsibility. The life of high school students is hard, and the food in the cafeteria doesn't taste good. I often ask the students in my class to come home on weekends, buy some things they can't usually eat, and then eat them for them.

4. The college entrance examination is coming soon, and the teacher said that you need to use a 2B pencil to mark the answer sheet.

A classmate asked the teacher: Teacher, I would like to ask, what is the difference between 2B, 3B, and 4B?

The teacher replied: The bigger the B, the darker it is. ?

Super funny concise jokes (3)

1. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what should you do if you grow up and fall out of love?

Xiao Ming: When I fell out of love, I returned to my wife honestly.

Teacher: Get out?

2. Teacher: Do you know why cars and people have to keep to the right?

Xiao Ming: Because Bodhisattva protects the right! < /p>

Teacher: Get out!!!

3. Teacher: Classmates, today the physical education teacher is sick and cannot come to class. Physical education has been changed to mathematics. ?

Xiao Ming: Teacher, we have never seen what a physical education teacher looks like?

Teacher: Get out. . . ?

4. Teacher: Classmates, what does it mean to have fewer books when the books are used?

Xiao Ming: MD, a schoolbag of books only costs 5 yuan, which is not enough for an overnight stay.

Teacher: Get out?

5. Xiao Ming: I want to ask for leave.

Teacher: Reason.

Xiao Ming: I’m going to have surgery in the afternoon.

Teacher: What kind of surgery?

Xiao Ming: Mass resection of useless accessory tissue in the human body.

Teacher: Speak in human language.

Xiao Ming: Get a haircut.

Teacher: Get out!

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