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Super funny joke in the world.

Super funny joke in the world.

The funniest joke in the world: Did you find it? People who don't like you are ugly. Is it funny? Let's laugh together!

The world's super funny joke (1) 1? Why do you love me? Because we have the same belief. Amitabha. ?

2. Rich men are unreliable, and men without money dare not rely on them. Being a woman is really hard.

3, a woman's mood, three points doomed, seven points by shopping.

I must take good care of my school textbooks, cherish every exercise book I write, and use it as toilet paper when I graduate!

In winter, nothing is more difficult than getting up, and nothing is more comfortable than staying under the covers!

6. used to be? I opened this road and planted this tree. I have to pass by and stay to buy the fare. ?

Now? Hello, sir, XX yuan, thank you. ?

7, strange smell dictionary:

Expensive-the price is too high to say.

Not enough to eat-a never-ending way to lose weight.

Fire and water are ruthless-this is telling you to give up drinking and smoking.

Unbelievable-the mailbox is too small to hold this letter.

Get up-the fish has taken the bait.

Lead an honest and clean life-a bath is good for me.

I don't understand.-I don't talk at night.

The world's super funny joke (2) 1, the liar is the most sincere person, he really lied to you.

I know that after a long time, I can not only have love, but also have several children sometimes.

3. How stupid can you be more gregarious?

Nothing is difficult in the world, nothing is impossible to a willing mind.

5, ancestral family, this is a black road!

6. Money can't buy happiness, and happiness can't be exchanged for a dime.

7. Women are Yin and men are Yang. The Double Ninth Festival was originally a festival for two men, and chrysanthemums were to be enjoyed. . .

8. Good memories are like a slap in the face, and they pass with a bang. Bad memories are eighteen palms of a dragon, and if you hit it, it will be useless.

9. I have been crazy, stupid, persistent and persistent. I loved it. I'd better live alone. . .

10, never quarrel with your parents! Because when you don't win, you will only be scolded! When you win an argument, you will only be beaten.

1 1, it's cold, and I'm too lazy to move, so the word calm came into being.

The world's super funny joke (3) 1, every foodie is an angel of justice, because they dare to challenge the forces of hunger.

2. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

3, even if it's cold and others wrap it like zongzi, I will dress myself up as a lovely cone!

After my death, my grave should have free WiFi, so people will come to see me often. ....

For me, everything that can be solved with money is a big deal.

6. I can meet you in this life. I must have done a lot of wicked things in my last life.

7, this person is unlucky, sneezing can scare yourself, taking off the sweater can electrocute yourself half to death.

8. Can anyone repair a mobile phone? I downloaded a sliding unlocking software, and then the phone was locked, and then the phone stopped touching the screen?

9. The fortune teller said that I was robbed at the age of 99, but it was nothing serious, just an emotional problem.

10, please don't scare me with your true intentions when I just have a little affection for you.

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