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Humorous sentences of taking medicine

"I know these:

1, don't eat today, take medicine tomorrow.

2. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

3, the little sunflower mother started class, and the child's cough has been bad, mostly abandoned.

4, mysterious brain circuit, taking painkillers for colds and headaches, not taking antipyretics is too annoying to change seasons.

5, a piece of ibuprofen to save my "pain", I have to boast that the role of painkillers is too strong.

6. You recovered quickly. Is it because you can have a good system without taking medicine? You gave up therapy.

7. I went to see Chinese medicine, prescribed medicine for seven days, and drank Chinese medicine for the first time in my life.

8. Each of us is a dreamer. The dream has gone, leaving me homesick.

9. Why give up treatment? I feel that your symptoms are still very serious.

10, when I drink Chinese medicine, all I can think about is that it is too bitter, so disgusting that I want to cry, but my mouth keeps banging. "