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Humorous joke: What is a real man?

A man, from the day he was born, is doomed to trudge in this life, because he has to bear the title of "people are like a thousand pounds". In any case, this flag cannot fall. A person can strut with his own banner, and struggle can make a person. As a man, he bears the commitment and responsibility to life all his life.

Men must be upright. Do the right thing, do the straight thing, don't hurt people, don't do anything wrong, be open-minded, open-minded, don't care about personal grievances, don't worry about gains and losses, be generous and tolerant of things that are intolerable in the world, and work hard, regardless of gossip. I'll go my own way, I'll cry, I'll hit the tiger every mountain. Because there is no reason to share it with others, it will be boring.

Most of men's happiness is based on the realization of self-happiness, even false happiness. Many times, because there is no reason to share with others, happiness will quietly pass away, so the burden on men will often become heavier and heavier. The loneliness of men is the loneliness in the world. When they want to cry, they will try to bury their tears because they are strong. When they want to regret, they refuse to admit it, because they are strong and desperate, so men's shoulders are more powerful.

Men, you can share your laughter with others, and you can taste your own pain. Real men have a gentle side. He will care about his wife, be filial to his parents, care about his children, be sincere to his friends, be friendly to strangers, be enthusiastic about public welfare, occasionally look at the stars at night, daydream about the moon, be interested in flowers, birds, insects and fish, read until dawn, and occasionally have some humor.

A real man is never expressionless or smiling, because he doesn't pretend anything. He shines like a man. The greatest sorrow in life lies not in poverty or humility, but in a sense of value and direction. He is proud that he can't find anything at all. If a person loses his proud capital, he will fall.

Men sometimes clench their fists and say to themselves, you can do it, and you will succeed. If you are a man, you must stand up and die. A real man will not be intimidated by any difficulties, will not worship any heroes, and will not tremble in front of anyone.

Men don't all want to be heroes, they just want to see something in the shadow of heroes to comfort their empty hearts. A good man doesn't try to prevent a woman from being hurt at all, but regards his love for a woman as noble as his faith, which is related to his own life. It is through women's affirmation, recognition, appreciation, love and love that men gain greater motivation and vitality, and then achieve everything.

The most rare thing for a person is the quality and character that runs through his life and never fades. You 18 years old is a hero, and 80 years old is still a hero. It's hard to be a real man.

Men, the most important thing is cowardice and inferiority. The lowest evaluation of a man is that he has no masculinity. The more he looks like an old lady, the more confident he should be. He should have confident sails. He should be full of confidence in everything. Don't get carried away when he succeeds, and never be decadent when he fails. The man who thinks he can't do anything is the most useless person, even he is not a human being.

Don't be open-minded, at least be tolerant, lose weight and walk on the road. You can't be ambitious, but at least you must have a belief, be aboveboard and walk on the right path.