Seek a good joke that makes people want to laugh at a glance!

1, an actor came back from his performance and said to his friend, "The performance was well received. When I performed in the open-air square, the audience applauded for a long time. "

His friend said, "The performance will not be so good next week."

The actor asked, "Why?"

The man replied, "The weather forecast says it will cool down next week, so there will be fewer mosquitoes."

An illiterate person saw a bunch of people reading the notice, so he bought two biscuits to eat together. He looked up at the notice, closed his mouth and pretended to be reading something carefully.

An old lady wants to know what the notice says. Seeing him studying hard, she asked him, "What is that?"

"sesame seed cake."

The old lady pointed to the wall and said, "I mean the top side."

"above? It is sesame. "

The old lady pointed to the words on the notice and said, "No, I asked in black!" " "

"Black? Black is paste! "

There was a young man who was very stingy with money. Many girls have failed, and his parents are very anxious. On this day, he asked the matchmaker to take him to a girl's house for a blind date.

After looking at each other, the young man made no comment. The matchmaker asked, "What's the matter?"

The young man said, "It's just that the mouth is too big and the lips are too thick."

The matchmaker said, "What's wrong with that?"

"Of course, lipstick for makeup is also a waste."

4. One or two people are very fond of bragging. One day, a man came back from other places and said, I have seen a soybean taller than me outside.

The other said, I have a millstone at home. One day, I fell down and got up three days later.

"There is such a big millstone!"

Another: How can I grind your big soybean without my big millstone?