Ask two people to turn the jokes.

Boss: You're welcome. Without you, our company would be very different!

Clerk: If I work too hard, maybe I'll quit.

Boss: Don't worry, I won't let this happen!

Clerk: Can I take the weekend off?

Boss: Of course! This is the bottom line!

Clerk: Do you usually work overtime until the wee hours every day?

Boss: No way. Who told you that?

Clerk: Is there a meal fee?

Boss: Sure? Absolutely higher than peers!

Clerk: Is there any risk of sudden death at work?

Boss: No! Why do you think that?

Clerk: Does the company organize tours regularly?

Boss: This is our express rule!

Clerk: Do I need to go to work on time?

Boss: No, it depends.

Clerk: How about the salary? Will it be delivered on time?

Boss: All the time!

Clerk: Is everything done by new employees?

Boss: How is that possible? There are many senior colleagues above you!

Clerk: Can I compete if there is a vacancy in the leadership position?

Boss: There is no doubt that this is the survival mechanism of our company!

Clerk: Are you kidding?

Note: (If you think reading from top to bottom is boring, try reading from bottom to top! )