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How to get a man to buy a gift

Words to guide men in giving gifts are:

1. Dear, please help me see if this looks good. You have the best taste. That scarf you bought for me last time , everyone said it looked good when I took it out. So, dear, please help me see if this is suitable for me.

2. Dear, I heard that the new model of a certain brand is particularly beautiful. I would be very happy if you could buy it for me.

3. Last night Yue Lao asked me in a dream that if I don’t buy something good to honor him, he won’t let us be together. By the way, Yue Lao said that his place was too far away and wouldn’t include free shipping, so he asked me to collect it on his behalf.

4. When you see something, say: Wow, it looks good. I wish we had it at home.

5. Husband, come and take a look, this is good. Buy it for me.

6. I’m really unhappy today. I met a particularly off-putting person. Can you buy me a gift to comfort me?

7. I have liked something for a long time. Can you stop worrying me about it and buy it for me as a gift?

8. Dear, I really like something, but it is a bit expensive. I would be very touched if you could buy it for me.

9. Dear, I have been looking for a special gift recently. If you can help me find it and buy it, I will feel very happy.

10. Dear, I heard that there is a very special gift somewhere. I would be very surprised if you could buy it for me.