Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The night watchman's lines

The night watchman's lines

Rorschach Diary 65438+1October 12 1985

Rorschach Diary, 10/2, 1985.

There was a dead dog in the alley this morning. The car ran over it and its stomach exploded.

The dead dog in the alley this morning. Tire tracks on the tripe.

This city is afraid of me.

This city is afraid of me.

I have seen it for what it really is. These streets are like endless sewers. ...

I've seen its true colors. Streets are extended drains. ...

A stinking ditch full of blood

... the drain is full of blood.

When the blood in these stinking ditches is completely scabbed ...

When the sewer finally scabs. ...

All parasites will suffocate.

... all pests will drown.

The filth deposited by their pornography and murder ...

All their accumulated filth of sex and murder. ...

Will drown their waists. ...

... will foam up their waists ...

Then all bitches and politicians will look up and shout, "Help us!"

... all prostitutes and politicians will look up and shout, "help us."

I whispered, "No."

I will whisper, "No."

Now the whole world is on the edge of a cliff. ...

Now the whole world stands on the edge. ...

People look down on the bloody hell.

... staring at the damn hell.

Those liberal scholars ...

All those liberals and intellectuals ...

And smooth speakers. ...

... and a smooth talker ...

Everyone became speechless in an instant.

... suddenly, no one could think of anything to say.

At my feet, this magnificent city ...

At my feet, this terrible city.

Let out a scream, just like a mentally retarded child being slaughtered in a slaughterhouse.

It screams like a slaughterhouse full of mentally retarded children. ...

The night is full of moral decay.

... the night smells of fornication and evil.

The bloody riot was stopped.

Rorschach diary

Rorschach's diary.

The first person to visit on this fruitless night ...

The first visit in the evening was fruitless.

I'm a little disappointed.

Feeling a little depressed.

War will break out soon.

There will be a war soon.

Millions of people will die of disease and pain.

Millions of people will die of disease and pain.

Why is the death of one person more important than this million people?

Why does the death of one person affect so many people?

Because there are good people and bad people, bad people must be punished.

Because there is good and evil, and evil will be punished.

Even in the face of the end of the world ...

Even in the face of the end of the world ...

I won't compromise on this either.

... I won't compromise on this.

But there are so many people who deserve to be rewarded. ...

But too many people deserve what they deserve. ...

... so little time

... and so little time.

Rorschach Diary 65438+1October 65438+March 1985

Rorschach Diary, 10/3, 1985. ...

8: 30 p.m.

... at 8: 30 p.m.

After meeting with the owl, there was an unpleasant smell in his mouth.

The meeting with Dreiberg left a bad impression.

The weak loser cried in the basement.

A weak loser sitting in the basement sobbing.

Why are we the only people left? ...

Why do so few of us stay active? ...

Can be physically and mentally healthy and positive.

... healthy and without personality disorder?

The first owl ran an auto repair shop.

The first night owl runs an auto repair shop.

Silk ghost, I became a fat old prostitute.

The first silk ghost is a bloated and aging prostitute. ...

Waiting to die at a health resort in California

... died in a resort in California.

The money is hidden in the revolving door. ...

The dollar bill stuck his cloak in the revolving door. ...

Was shot there.

... where he was shot.

Silhouette murder ...

Murdered silhouette ...

By your dirty life.

... the victim of her own dirty lifestyle.

Mother is in a mental hospital in Maine.

Mothman is in a mental hospital in Maine.

Even Adrian Veidt, he may be gay.

Even Adrian Veidt, maybe gay.

Further investigation is needed

Further investigation is necessary.

There are only two people left on my list.

There are only two names left on my list.

They all live in private dormitories provided by Rockefeller Military Research Center.

Both of them live in private dormitories of Rockefeller Military Research Center.

I should go to them.

I'll find them.

I should tell that indestructible man that someone is trying to kill him.

I'm going to tell that indestructible man that someone is planning to murder him.

Rorschach Diary 10

Rorschach's diary. 1October16th.

Maybe this is all a lie.

Maybe it's all lies.

He came up with a revenge plan in prison.

The revenge plan he planned during his imprisonment.

If this is true, ...

But if this is true, ...

What can scare comedians?

... what might scare comedians ...

Even make him cry in front of death?

... enough to cry in front of Vulcan

What did he see?

What did he see?

And the list he mentioned.

And the list he mentioned.

Comedian edward blake.

Edward blake. A comedian.

Born in 19 18.

Birth 19 18.

be deluged with rain

Buried in the rain.

Be murdered

Murdered.

Is this what we got? Don't even have friends?

Is this what happens to us? No time to make friends?

Only our enemies will offer flowers.

Only our enemies will leave roses.

A violent life ends in violence.

A violent life ends in violence.

Blake has long understood that barbarism is human nature.

Blake understood. Human beings are savage by nature.

No matter how you hide it. ...

No matter how hard you try to dress it up. ...

pretend ...

... to cover it up ...

Blake has seen the true face of society.

... Blake saw the true face of society.

So I decided to imitate it and imitate this joke.

Chose to imitate it. A joke.

I heard a joke.

I heard a joke.

A man went to see a doctor and said he was depressed.

A man went to see a doctor and said he was depressed.

Life seems cruel.

Life seems harsh and cruel.

Said he felt lonely in this threatening world.

He said he felt lonely in this threatening world.

The doctor said the treatment was simple.

The doctor said the treatment was simple.

"The great clown Pug Reaz came to see his performance.

"The great clown Pug Riyazi is here. Go see him.

That will cheer you up. "

That should cheer you up. "

The man burst into tears.

The man was in tears.

"But doctor," he said, "I am Pug Reaz."

"But doctor," he said. "I am Pug Riyazi."

rich joke

Good joke.

Everyone who listened laughed.

Everyone laughed.

Then the drums sounded.

Ring snare drum Jr.

An answer to the curtain call

Curtains.

Rorschach Diary1985101October 2 1

Rorschach Diary,1October 2 1 st, 1985.

I saw Dreiberg and Jupiter coming out after dinner at the intersection of 43rd Street and 3rd Street.

On 43rd Street and 7th Street, Dreiberg and Jupiter were seen leaving the restaurant.

They don't know me without a mask.

They don't know me without a mask.

Is it an affair?

An affair?

Does she want to hurt dr. manhattan's heart to get back at him for leaving? Gendry Berg has a chance?

Did she break Manhattan's heart and send him into exile to make room for Dreiberg?

Does anyone in Manhattan have a broken heart for her?

Is there a heartbreak in Manhattan?

The alley is cold and desolate.

The alley is deserted.

My babies are waiting for me quietly.

My things are waiting for me where I left them.

My coat, shoes and clean gloves.

My coat, my shoes and my spotless gloves.

And my mask.

My face.

Put them on and I'll take off my disguise.

Wearing them, I gave up my disguise. ...

Change back to the real you.

... became myself.

No more fear and weakness

Without fear or weakness. ...

Or desire.

... or desire.

Deep in the alley

End of alley ...

The woman shouted for help.

... hearing women scream.

The first chapter of "City Serenade" is finished.

The first bubbling note in the city chorus at night.

Is it rape?

Attempted rape

Robbery?

Robbery.

Or both?

Both.

The man turned around.

The man turned around. ...

I got satisfaction from his eyes.

... there was something in his eyes.

Sometimes nights are generous to me.

Sometimes nights are generous to me.

Victor's killer is not well-known in the local area, except that his name is Roy Chase.

Victor was assassinated by a local underclass named Roy Chase.

I found some clues at his house.

In his apartment, I found a clue.

It seems that he works in pyramid multinational company.

It seems that he works in pyramid multinational company.

I've seen this sign before.

I've seen this sign before. ...

In the house of death

... at Morlock's house.

The last record of Rorschach's diary

Rorschach's diary. The last item.

Victor is behind the scenes.

Victor is behind everything.

Why?

Why?

What does he want?

What is his ultimate goal?

I can't think of a more terrible opponent.

I can't imagine a more dangerous opponent.

Once joked that he was fast enough to catch a bullet.

Once joked that he was fast enough to catch bullets.

He can kill us in the snow himself.

He can kill us both in the snow.

That's where we are going: the South Pole.

That's where we are going now: Antarctica.

Whether I live or die in the future.

Whether I live or die ...

I hope the world can persist until you read this diary.

... I hope this world can exist long enough until this diary reaches you.

I will not compromise while I am alive.

I live a life without compromise. ...

Now that I'm dead, I won't regret or complain.

... step into the shadows without regrets.

Rorschach 1 65438+1October1

Rorschach, 1 1 month 1 day.