How to tell jokes to children? Everyone else is wrong.

What jokes do parents have to tell their children? First, "Mom and Dad don't want you"

Xiaoqing and his wife decided to have a second child. Before pregnancy, they communicated with Dabao for a long time, telling Dabao that "one more person will let you play in the future" and "Mom and Dad will love you as always". Finally Dabao agreed, and the family happily waited for Bauer to be born, but it was ruined by a family friend who came to play. This relative and friend made her happy as soon as she saw Dabao. "Mom and Dad gave birth to a little brother. At that time, I didn't want you. I could throw you out." Dabao cried when he heard the "wow" here, and the persistent efforts of the little green couple were in vain. When someone plays such a joke on their children, parents should correct it in time and tell them, "That's nonsense. Mom and Dad will protect them for life."

Second, "Are you stupid?"

Children also need encouragement and praise. From primary school to middle school, children begin to care about other people's comments and hope to get others' opinions without doubt. If you always tease your child to say "you are so stupid", the child will mistake it for the truth, feel that he is a big fool, and then lose hope in himself. Therefore, when others say this, parents must discourage them, and they usually need to praise their children to build confidence.

Third, "don't go today, your mother said she would leave you here."

Parents take their children to relatives and friends' homes. Relatives and friends always say, "Don't go today, your mother left you here." Then adults look at the children and laugh and cry. Don't talk nonsense about this kind of joke, or the child will feel that he is not picky in his mother's heart and can be thrown away at any time, causing the child's insecurity.

Fourth, "boys need to drink"

Children are brought to the banquet, and some people always tease them to drink. Many parents don't stop it out of affection, so it doesn't matter if their children drink some wine. But there was a living example before. There is a 4-year-old boy who can drink half a bowl of beer under the "education" of his grandfather. Once, he got drunk after drinking the fruit wine brewed at home, but he didn't take it seriously at home and only made his mouth water. He concluded that he was awake after sleeping for 20 hours, but was diagnosed as "moderate and severe acute alcoholism, toxic encephalopathy and cerebral hemorrhage" when he was sent to the hospital. Relatives regretted it.