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What about the secret emotional cleanliness of lazy daughter-in-law's happy marriage?

When I was a child, I saw a joke: a woman is lazy. One day, her husband wanted to travel far away, so he made a huge cake and hung it around her neck. If her husband comes home, she will starve to death, because she only eats the biting area under her neck, and she doesn't even want to turn around. What about emotional cleanliness?

This kind of ridicule is actually ridiculous, but I envy this woman for being so presumptuous and lazy in front of her husband.

From falling in love with Peng Jian to getting married, I have always conveyed to him a consciousness: after you marry me, I will only be responsible for being beautiful and earning money to support myself, while you need to pay wages and do all the housework. Boys in love nod when pecking rice.

When she got married, Peng Jian was really a "wife slave": three meals a day were carefully cooked, clothes and trousers were washed and ironed, and the home was in good order?

But gradually, he got bored and kept asking me to wash dishes and clean the refrigerator? I sometimes do them a favor, but in many cases I will refuse immediately. So everyone has differences between junior high school and middle school.

One day, Peng _ was on a business trip, and one of his friends urgently needed to go to my house to get important documents. I was working at that time, so I told his friend the login password of our home and asked him to get it at once. I didn't know that friend was a gossip. When we get back to the company, everyone will say how messy our home is.

Peng felt embarrassed when he came home to hear the discussion of his friends. When he got home that day, he looked cold and had to wash a pile of dishes in the kitchen. Of course I don't want to. So there was a fierce quarrel, and then the cold violence began, and no one paid attention to anyone.

When I felt wronged, my sister told me that in the afternoon, she went to an enterprise in Peng Jian and asked him to help me install a mobile phone software. It is convenient to see him eating with a colleague at zero distance. Their lunch boxes are exactly the same, and Peng Jian's little expression after seeing his sister is unnatural. She looked at it carefully, which was very convenient. At first glance, it is made at home.

I was shocked and called my colleague Xiao Qi in Peng Jian to find out the real situation. Xiaoqi and I have a good relationship. She told me falteringly: that woman's name is Yang Ling, and she belongs to another unit. She said that she loves cooking and wants to make lunch for her friends and send it to the company. So, someone suggested ordering food from her online, every 20 yuan. Now this girl brings 10 copies to the company every day, but it seems that she only eats with Peng Jian, and other friends eat separately.

I was really sad and called Peng Jian: "Where did you have lunch?" He said, "You have eaten any Chinese fast food restaurant downstairs." I hung up the power _, and I couldn't help crying-he was lying!

After chilling and aching, I asked myself: Can you be a hardworking snail girl? If you are hesitant, the answer is no. What about Peng Jian? After two years of marriage, he may prefer to marry a hardworking girl like Yang Ling.

Not me, his idealized wife. It's not a question or two that can be solved by interrogation. Therefore, I don't expose him, just wait quietly, and one day Peng Jian will divorce me. In the waiting room, I cook myself a delicious meal every day. The stomach will be warm when the heart is cold. What about emotional cleanliness?