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Daily joke: handsome boy, do you need lightning?

Joke:

The doctor asked the patient, "handsome boy, do you need lightning?"

The patient was at a loss: "Lightning? What? "

The doctor smiled badly: "Then you should use my downwind express here quickly, and I will send you back to Africa immediately!" " "

Explanation:

This is a joke based on puns. In Chinese, "lightning" not only has a direct meaning (that is, a natural phenomenon in the sky), but also has another oral meaning, that is, "fast". In this joke, the doctor first uses "Do you need lightning?" This question made the patient misunderstand his question. The answer he expected might be "How soon?" Or "how to treat my illness quickly?" This kind of problem. However, the doctor then replied: "Then you should use my downwind express here quickly, and I will send you back to Africa immediately!" " But it surprised the patient. Because "SF Express" is a well-known express company in China, and "Africa" is the name of another continent, so these two words have nothing to do in Chinese. So the humor of this joke is that the doctor's answer is unexpected to the patient, and he uses the pun meaning of "lightning".