Liu Bei fart joke

Zhang Fei came to Liu Bei and said that he never wanted to travel with Zhuge Liang, the strategist.

Liu Bei asked why, and Zhang Fei said Zhuge Liang always farted.

Liu Bei was furious and said, "You are not afraid to take the general's head in the army of ten thousand horses. Are you afraid of his fart? "

Zhang Fei looked dumbfounding and explained, "Big Brother! You don't know! Every time a strategist farts, his fart stinks. The point is that every time he farts, he immediately shakes the goose feather fan and frowns and pretends to be innocent. When people next to me saw this situation, they all thought it was my fart! "

After listening to this, Liu Bei put his hand over his mouth and gritted his teeth, but he didn't laugh out loud.

I heard Zhang Fei say, "Once, a beautiful woman scolded me, saying that I didn't know how to blush when I farted in public. As a result, Zhuge Liang went to bury me in front of the beautiful woman and said that Lao Zhang was born with a black face, even if he blushed. "

Liu Bei finally burst out laughing, laughing his head off, and tears came out.