Joke: Military exercise _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious teasing your girlfriend.

Miss Daphne goes to town from the country house every day. On this day, she saw many soldiers and tanks, cannons and cars on the road. She didn't know that the army was practicing.

She drove to a bridge, and an officer saluted her gracefully: "Miss, you can't.

Go through here. "

"Why?" Miss Daphne asked, looking at the intact bridge.

"It exploded two hours ago."

"Then when can I go over?"

"Excuse me, Miss!" The officer replied seriously, "I can't tell you that I died three hours ago."