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Who can define the joke that cows eat grass or add something?
Joke ~ One day, the art teacher asked Xiaoming, "Where are your paintings?"
Xiaoming: "Teacher, this is one of my paintings!" " "
Teacher: "What are you drawing?"
Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I painted cows eating grass."
Teacher: "It's obviously a blank sheet of paper, and there is no painting?"
Xiao Ming: "Teacher, the grass was eaten by the cow, so there is no grass on the picture."
Xiao Ming: "Teacher, the cows left after eating the grass, so there are no cows in the picture." ...
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