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What's the difference between a river and a river?

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There is not much difference between a river and a river in essence. At first, the rivers in China were specifically the Yangtze River and the Yellow River. Now, it can be said that the scale is larger (length, flow, watershed, etc. ) It's a river. Although the smaller one is a river, it's not absolute.

River difference:

Do you know why some rivers are called rivers and others are called rivers? People are used to talking about big rivers, but most people don't know when to call them rivers. Now I'll give you a brief introduction to the differences between rivers I have learned. Generally speaking, in our country, rivers flowing into inland seas or lakes are usually called rivers. For example, the Yellow River, which flows into the Bohai Sea, is called a river; Liaohe River, which flows into Bohai Sea, is called River; Tarim River flows into Lop Nur, also known as the Great River, and so on. Rivers that flow into the high seas or oceans are usually called rivers. For example, the Yangtze River flows into the Yellow Sea, which is called Jiang; The Pearl River that flows in is called Jiang, and so on. We can also look at other rivers: Heilongjiang, Pearl River, Wusuli River, Nujiang River, salween, Qiantang River and Yarlung Zangbo River. Of course, the names of rivers in Chinese mainland all have this feature, and it is customary that rivers on our island, no matter where they are injected, are called rivers or streams, such as Wanquan River, Turbid Water Stream, Dajiaxi and so on. For foreign rivers, no matter how long they are, whether they are injected into inland seas, lakes or open seas or oceans, they are generally called rivers. For example: Nile, Amazon, Mississippi, Lena, Yenisei, ob river, San Lao Lun, La Plata, ... Even if it flows into the ocean, it is still called a river. There are few rivers called Jiang abroad. Even if there is, it is related to China, such as Heilongjiang, Tumen, Wusuli and Nujiang ... The only foreign river is called Jiang, because for a long time, it was a vassal state of China, paying tribute to China and having close ties with China. The reason, the author thinks, comes from an old concept in China: China is the center of the world, China is orthodox, the largest and richest, while other countries are barbarians and insignificant, which leads people to think that their rivers are short and can only flow into small lakes or inland seas. Of course, this only represents China's world outlook in ancient times, not the view of China people today.

Do you know why some rivers are called rivers and others are called rivers?

People are used to talking about big rivers, but most people don't know when to call them big rivers and when to call them big rivers. Now I'll give you a brief introduction to the differences between rivers I have learned.

Generally speaking, in our country, rivers flowing into inland seas or lakes are usually called rivers. For example, the Yellow River, which flows into the Bohai Sea, is called a river; Liaohe River, which flows into Bohai Sea, is called River; Tarim River flows into Lop Nur, also known as the Great River, and so on. Rivers that flow into the high seas or oceans are usually called rivers. For example, the Yangtze River flows into the Yellow Sea, which is called Jiang; The Pearl River that flows in is called Jiang, and so on. We can also look at other rivers: Heilongjiang, Pearl River, Wusuli River, Nujiang River, salween, Qiantang River and Yarlung Zangbo River.

Of course, the names of rivers in Chinese mainland all have this feature, and it is customary that rivers on our island, no matter where they are injected, are called rivers or streams, such as Wanquan River, Turbid Water Stream, Dajiaxi and so on.

For foreign rivers, no matter how long they are, whether they are injected into inland seas, lakes or open seas or oceans, they are generally called rivers. For example: Nile, Amazon, Mississippi, Lena, Yenisei, ob river, San Lao Lun, La Plata, ... Even if it flows into the ocean, it is still called a river. There are few rivers called Jiang abroad. Even if there is, it is related to China, such as Heilongjiang, Tumen, Wusuli and Nujiang ... The only foreign river is called Jiang, because for a long time, it was a vassal state of China, paying tribute to China and having close ties with China.

The reason, the author thinks, comes from an old concept in China: China is the center of the world, China is orthodox, the largest and richest, while other countries are barbarians and insignificant, which leads people to think that their rivers are short and can only flow into small lakes or inland seas. Of course, this only represents China's world outlook in ancient times, not the view of China people today.

The first question can't be answered ... because only China has the word "river", so only China has a river. ...