Asking for a zero score in the 20 1 1 year college entrance examination is the most credible composition, which is shocking and funny.

Network Synthesis-College Entrance Examination

All right, let's get down to business. Talking about fashion, first of all, I want to say that I intend to write this composition from three aspects (the teacher teaches us that the composition should be structured and organized). Xiao er, to Xiangcha, reader, listen to me.

First of all, we want to thank the party and the government for leading us to win the great new-democratic revolution and socialist revolution. How bold people are, how productive the land is, and the material civilization is developing so fast. At this time, the Internet has sneaked into people's rich lives. Capitalism such as hamburgers, KFC, Adi Wang and Adidas has poisoned China. We have been shocked by our great national prestige, and we have lived and worked in perfect order. Have you noticed that on the busy road, beautiful girls and handsome boys pass by with jewels and jewels? People are adhering to the traditional virtue of thrift and are unwilling to mend the holes in their trousers with needle and thread. In order to save cloth, they even showed a large piece of glistening things on their chests. Inferior skirts are as long as underwear.

I can't help blushing when I see these thrifty children. I was born in a well-off family, about their age, and I have to rely on my parents to support me in school. I still want to eat an egg, two sausages, three bowls of curry rice, fried shrimp skin and hot and sour fish fillets every day. What a luxury! Our eldest sister upstairs was admitted to Beijing Film the year before last and has been a director for more than 100 years. Now she is still at school, and she holds up half the sky. While strengthening their own spiritual civilization, others have also strengthened the material civilization construction of themselves and their families. They are role models among college students and successors of socialism!

Every time I see them, I will think of the sacred and solemn oath of "eight honors and eight disgraces" I think I am a villain. I'm even worse than Zhou. I am a mole on the face of modern civilization in Socialism with Chinese characteristics. Because of me, the face of the whole motherland is disfigured, from stone to salt-free. Thought of here, my heart ached, my grief was unbearable, and my tears rolled like the Yellow River. Do you believe it? Last year, the composition part of the college entrance examination Chinese paper shed my passionate patriotic tears and witnessed my unswerving patriotic feelings!

So, I swear, I will follow them to save fashion, tighten my belt, eat less and drink less, try to reduce the amount of excretion, reopen the Great Northern Wilderness, build Nanniwan, and hand over the money saved to the government for overseas inspection. Although it is a drop in the ocean, I have fought for this great motherland and done my best for the four modernizations.

There's only one minute left. I'm sorry, although I just finished drawing multiple-choice questions and wrote them again, I still didn't finish this time. Come back next year. Please remember to support me and vote for me! My campaign slogan is: zero is zero. Eighteen years later, I'm still a zombie! There is no thunder, only thunder. Things are constantly changing and developing. Oh, yeah!

Finally, I wish the marking teacher a pleasant journey and disappear halfway.

Comments: When fashion evolves into "everyone does this", it is a perfect irony of "fashion".

Taste fashion Ⅱ

I admit that I was wet when I saw this topic. I turned my back slowly and secretly wiped the tears from the corner of my eyes with my hand. Because I know that everyone should take the college entrance examination, not because it is in their own interests, but because everyone does. Tears are for everyone.