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Some jokes that can be read from front to back and then from back to front.

& lt before marriage > Look to the left:

Man: Great! The day I was looking forward to has finally arrived! I can't wait!

W: Can I go back on my word?

Man: No, don't even think about it!

Woman: Do you love me?

Man: Of course!

Woman: Will you betray me?

No, why do you think so?

Woman: Can you give me a kiss?

Man: Of course it can't be just once!

Woman: Is it possible for you to hit me?

Man: Never!

Woman: Can I trust you?

& lt After Marriage > From the bottom up

Before taking office:

Boss: You're welcome. Without you, our company will be very different!

Clerk: If I'm too tired, maybe I'll quit.

Boss: Don't worry, I won't let this happen!

Clerk: Can I take the weekend off?

Boss: Of course, that's the bottom line.

Clerk: Do you usually work overtime until the wee hours every day?

Boss: No way. Who told you that?

Clerk: Is there a meal fee?

Boss: Needless to say, it must be higher than peers!

Clerk: Is there any danger of sudden death at work?

Boss: No! Why do you think that?

Clerk: Does the company organize tours regularly?

Boss: This is our express rule.

Clerk: Do I need to go to work on time?

Boss: No, it depends.

Clerk: How about the salary? Will it be delivered on time?

Boss: All the time.

Clerk: Is everything done by new employees?

Boss: How is that possible? There are many senior colleagues on your head!

Clerk: Can I compete if there is a vacancy in the leadership position?

Boss: There is no doubt that this is the survival mechanism of our company!

Clerk: Are you kidding?

After taking office