Who has heard of my father-in-law's birthday, and how many aunts write poems and drink?

This is a folk anecdote about lovers. There is an old couple who have three daughters. One of them is an official, and the other is a businessman and a butcher who sells meat. Usually they like to be competitive and run on each other. Once their father-in-law had a birthday. After three rounds of wine, several sons-in-law began to dig at each other and look down on each other. It is similar to the atmosphere of some modern classmates' gatherings. Uncle Guan suggested that everyone should make a pair according to their occupation, and everyone should choose a pair by comparison. I wanted to joke about the social status and literary talent of those two.

Uncle Guan sings first: Sambo Gai, the official. Next to it are three silk and satin yarns. Put on silk and satin, and you will be an official. The uncle who traveled all over the rivers and lakes continued to say: You are a gentleman in your early thirties. Three waters, Jianghai Lake. It is a gentleman to run around the rivers and lakes. Uncle butcher has no culture and racked his brains to fight them back. He remembered the foul smell in the viscera when he killed the pig, and casually told him: March next to him, liver, intestines and lungs. Three corpses, shit and fart, eat liver, intestines and lungs, and let shit and fart out. In other words, they are right, and they are scolded indirectly. Everyone looked at each other silently and looked at each other. This is really: comparison has existed since ancient times, and vanity has been passed down to this day. Welcome to adopt favorable comments!