[About Bilingual English Jokes] English Jokes

Jokes can reflect different social life, which is the concentrated expression of the wisdom of all ethnic groups and reflects their respective outlook on life and values. The following is my little joke about bilingual English, welcome to enjoy it!

About bilingual English jokes 1

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car from the side and knocked him unconscious.

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a red light and hit his car from the side. At that time, he was unconscious.

Passers-by pulled him out of the wreckage and brought him to life.

Passers-by pulled him out of the car and woke him up.

He started a terrible struggle and the doctor had to sedate him.

As soon as he woke up, he struggled desperately and finally had to use drugs to calm him down.

Later, when he calmed down, they asked him why he was struggling so hard.

After a while, he calmed down and others asked him why he struggled so badly.

He said, "I remember the impact, and then there was nothing.

He said:? I didn't know anything after I was hit,

I woke up on the concrete floor in front of a huge flashing "shell" sign. Someone is standing in front of S.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on the side of the road with a huge billboard flashing in front of me? Shells? But someone blocked that era?

Bilingual English jokes 2

I am your captain. On behalf of my crew ...

This is the voice of your captain.

I welcome you aboard British Airways Flight 602 from new york to London.

On behalf of all the staff, please allow me to welcome you aboard British Airways Flight 602 from new york to London.

We are currently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

We are now at an altitude of 35,000 feet above the Atlantic Ocean.

"If you look out the window on the starboard side of the plane, you will find that both engines on the starboard side are on fire."

If you look out of the window from the right side of the plane, you will find that both engines on the right side are on fire.

If you look out of the window on the port side, you will find that the wing on the port side has fallen off.

If you look out from the left, you will see that the wings over there have fallen off.

"If you look down at the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a small yellow life raft with three people waving to you. ?

If you look down at the Atlantic Ocean below, you will see a yellow life raft with three people waving to you.

That's me, the co-pilot and a stewardess. This is a recording.

That's me, the co-pilot and one of our stewardesses. This is a recording.

Jokes about Bilingual English 3

A man was arranged for a blind date. He took her to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression on her.

A young man was arranged to go on a blind date. In order to impress the girl, he took her to an expensive restaurant.

The waiter approached the table and asked them to order.

The waiter came over and asked them what they wanted.

The lady began to order almost all the dishes on the menu, shrimp cocktail, meat sauce, Caesar salad, lobster and crepes, regardless of the price.

The girl began to order. She ordered almost everything on the menu, such as shrimp cocktail, pie, Caesar salad, lobster and orange crepe, regardless of the price.

This guy became very upset because he never thought she would order so much.

The young man became very depressed. He didn't expect the girl to order so many dishes.

Then, she stopped, looked at him and asked, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?"

Then she stopped, looked at him sitting opposite, and asked, What wine do you think we should drink to go with these dishes?

Honey, I can't think of anything more suitable than the Mississippi River.

Oh, honey, I don't think there is anything more suitable than the Mississippi River. ?