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Collect the most horrible sentence or paragraph!

1. I will take a taxi alone. The driver asked me: Where are you two going?

2. A man walked out of the scene of a car accident and someone stopped him: Hey! Your hand is still in the car!

The car was driving very fast, and an old woman looked at me from the window.

4, driving a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from work, it was a little cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend gently opened her arms and hugged me. Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold?" Just want to interface suddenly found that the waist girlfriend's hand has not left, ah!

5, surfing the Internet last night, my friend suddenly knocked on my window and asked me out to play ~! I was just about to open the window and said I couldn't go, but suddenly I remembered that I had moved, from 1 building to 10 building ~ ~ Who is that?

In the middle of the night, I woke up from a nightmare and saw my brother sitting by the bed. He asked me gently, "What's the matter?" I said: I dreamed that a group of ghosts with heads were chasing me! Is that so? After that, my brother cut off his head.

7. The office elevator only stops at15-30th floor. Xiao F, who works on the 30th floor, works overtime until late at night and then goes downstairs by elevator alone. There is no one outside the door. Finally, she stopped at the entrance of 14 floor and said, it's so crowded. I want to come in, too. ......

First of all, the most horrible sentence:

Love articles:

1. I don't love you anymore

Sorry, I have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

I cheated.

Ghost stories have super connotation, the essence of horror stories;

1, "I can't sleep," she whispered and climbed into my bed. I woke up cold and grabbed the dress she was wearing when she was buried.

My daughter cries and screams at midnight every day. I went to her grave and begged her to stop, but it was useless.

I was awakened by the sound of knocking on the glass. At first I thought it was someone knocking at the window, until I heard a knock at the other end of the mirror.

The last thing I saw was "12: 07" on the alarm clock, and then she put her rotting nails into her chest, and the other hand suppressed my scream. I sat up in shock, glad it was just a dream. At this moment, I saw "12: 06" written on the bedside alarm clock, and the wardrobe door slammed open.

I have lived alone in this house for a long time, and I swear I have closed more doors than I have opened.

6. Last night, I was awakened by my wife. She said someone came in. She was killed by someone who broke into the house two years ago.

7. The little girl heard her mother calling her downstairs, so she went out. At the stairs, her mother pulled her back to her room and said, "I heard it, too."

8. Wake up at night and hear a voice in the baby monitor gently comforting our newborn baby. I turned around and slept in a more comfortable position when my arm touched my sleeping wife.

9. I always thought my cat liked to stare at people. It kept staring at me until one day I realized it was just staring behind me.

10, there is nothing like a baby's laughter, unless it is in the middle of the night 1, and you live alone.

1 1. I was bored last night, playing with scissors, stone and cloth in front of the mirror. I always win. I'm so happy!

Second, the scariest part.

Funny article: Your holiday balance is insufficient.

1. One day, the girl worked overtime and didn't come home until late. When she went downstairs, she found that the elevator had just broken down. Her family lived on the eighth floor. Thinking that it was too dark to go upstairs, she called her mother to pick her up. After a while, her mother came down and she followed her mother upstairs. On the seventh floor, the phone rang and the girl was used to answering it. This is the mother's voice on the phone saying, "Daughter, I'm downstairs. Where are you?" At this moment, the girl looked at her mother next to her.

2. Make an appointment with my boyfriend to go to the movies after work and spend an unforgettable night together. So the two happily snuggled up and chewed popcorn, enjoying the fun on the screen, and then went to her house to continue touching. Late at night, my boyfriend was sleeping beside me when the phone suddenly rang. It turned out to be my boyfriend's mother's phone: he had a car accident this afternoon and has been rescued. He just left … my mobile phone slipped out of my hand. Who is next to me? No longer ...

I tucked him in, and he said to me, "Dad, help me see if there are monsters under the bed." In order to reassure him, I squatted down and looked, but I saw another one under the bed, staring at me trembling and whispering, "Dad, there are others in my bed."

I met an enchanting rich woman, was fascinated by her, quit her job, betrayed her fiancee and eloped with her. On the plane, the woman asked me: Do you remember the buck-toothed woman you humiliated in middle school? I'm Zheng. The more I look at this woman, the more familiar she becomes. Q: Is that you? The woman shook her head and sneered. Thanks to you, she committed suicide after graduation. I'm scared: you too ...? The woman smiled insidiously. I am her brother.

5. "Can we be friends?"

"The kind that never talks?"

6. In class, none of the rebellious students is absent today. It seems that the usual scolding is effective. Suddenly the phone rang. "Turn off the phone in class. Don't you understand this rule? " The students stared at me. When I woke up, it turned out to be your work phone number, but it was the principal's. Turn around and answer the phone: "Hello?" "Students in your class play truant and charter. I had an accident and lost my life ... "I hung up the phone trembling, and suddenly I felt that my classmates were slowly coming around behind me!

7. I read a story in a book today: "A person went to buy a book, and the people in the stationery store said that this book was 70 yuan. (Er, this book is a little expensive ...) The man took out his pocket and said, I only have 50 yuan ... The people in the stationery store said nothing, but they specifically told me not to turn to the last one. " When the man came home, a gust of wind blew and the book turned to the last line. S horrible in ............................... ... Pricing: 3 yuan. ......