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Ask for a lyric of "After 80s"
Oh, oh, the post-80s generation in this honey pot.
Oh, oh, oh, this is the ignorant post-80 s
Everyone hates the post-80s generation and everyone loves the post-80s generation.
In our time, our growth lacks love and calcium.
Riding 28 miles with a child in love 1000!
It's not like I'm weaned at the age of twenty now.
Very clever young man, but he can't tell the difference!
Look at the one you brought home. That's called coquettish.
If thrown into ancient times, it will definitely be white Li Kui jy!
She fused Li's limping leg with Song's mouth.
Sit there and attract flies, and dung beetles will be a dung ball to push!
Your boyfriend's age can drive me crazy.
Gan Long must call him big brother!
The lines on the face look like pixel balls!
If the Grenade is a penny,
I really want to throw him a hundred thousand dollars!
Although you will starve to death when you are born.
You didn't attend class as soon as you went to school, and you didn't have a job as soon as you graduated.
You won't sing and dance like three melons and two dates, will you?
What is wrong with you? Is it your task for the old sow to chase the tortoise? !
You're not married. You have no idea how deep love is.
Your aunt and I have been married for more than 20 years. She is a bully!
One day couples are grateful for a hundred days, but monks are vegetarian and don't eat meat.
What does the marriage law say? The kitchen knife can't be swung casually!
He cooks too much meat, and playing mahjong stinks.
It's not enough not to tell jokes after drinking!
Pick it up and smoke it! Pick him up and whip him!
Oh, yo, how dare you challenge me? Pick it up and smoke it! ! !
Now life is modern and men are feminine.
Women are savage. You have to listen to others!
When using books, I can't bear to spend less until the end of the month.
How terrible it is to catch a toad and squeeze out dough to compete in society!
Whether your father pushes a tricycle or your mother sells nuts.
Even if your ancestors have been jumping back and forth for eight generations.
Draw a "Nike" on your head and you have to pass it on.
Say it, everyone praises you for your elegance and shame, my hero!
But don't make carrots. Do you really think you are a corner?
This life is to practice lightness skill all my life. You must hold your breath.
I can't feel comfortable! You can't be here * * * and * * *!
Remember that modesty makes people progress, and everyone can make progress!
Don't get angry when something happens, change your underwear frequently, be basically vegetarian and be satisfied!
Do you want to be a leader? Do you have the consciousness of being a rich man? Do you have a brain?
Want to be someone else's wife and it's a man! It's no use thinking about it!
The prodigal son will not change his old shoes and clothes for eggs!
Really can't. Come with me, and I'll make you 20 thousand in ten years!
So much money! My liver and my baby are shaking!
What exactly do you do? ! I dream of becoming a rich man!
I want to go to the ceiling! I stepped on the red carpet!
I eat abalone and go back! I am the big boss of transnational trade!
Innocent films are too lazy to walk the streets, shouting: "Repair the umbrella!" " ! ! "
Alas, alas, alas, this hapless post-80s generation.
Alas, alas, the post-80s generation in this honey pot.
Oh, oh, oh, this is the ignorant post-80 s
Everyone hates the post-80s generation and everyone loves the post-80s generation.
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