And jokes

One day, the devil took the princess away and she kept screaming.

Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."

Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."

Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."

Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "

Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."

Devil: "Oh, my God! 」

God: "Who called me? 」

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」

Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」

Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. 」

Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」

Which one: "I'm not who. 」

Who: "He's not me. 」

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." 」

Lively: "What do I have to see? 」

God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. " 」

Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? I am a demon.

How did Wang play? 」

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」

Princess: "if no one hits the devil, I can go." 」

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement." 」

Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」

What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」

How dare you: "I didn't? 」

Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy. 」

Shit: "What am I doing? ...」

Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」

You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」

I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」

I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」

Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」

I didn't say, "Who called him? 」

Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."

I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you. 」

I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」

Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... and I will be called."

Ah ... "

Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "

True or false: "So this is my place ..."

I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."

Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」

I am nothing: "-_-\ \" ... Let's go out and talk ... "

Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"

I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."

Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"

None of my business: "What? Did anyone call me? 」

Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "

Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v *" (\ \" Who \ \ "collapsed)

None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」

It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."

For a long time: "I'm not here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished? 」

Endless: "He doesn't have me."

You: "I don't have him."

I just said, "Who said that? 」

Who: "What do you want me to do? 」

Do you want to fuck me? 」

You: "I won't fuck him."

I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」

Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "

He said, "What should I do? 」

? "You two are shameless! 」

You two: "I want it! I want it! 」

Face: "Who wants me? 」

Who: "I don't want it."

Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."

Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "

K: "Who wants to see me? 」

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」

He said, "Don't trust me."

Me: "Who wants me? 」

Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "

One: "Don't arrest me."

Me: "I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go! 」

Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」

Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」

Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」

Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」

What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」

What is there to see? "Brother, let's go out and talk. 」

Devil: "Oh, my God ... this is an engagement party ..."

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ...

Proudest: Goose

The most painful: drought

The most pictographic character: a.

Maximum: swing

The most direct: Kun

The westernmost: bite

The least afraid of scalding: Wei.

Most frequently: sorry, I can't type this word. It says "day" above and "sign" below.

Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Very impressive.

Hacker: Tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.

Hacker: dizzy! You don't say! I've never heard of it.

Xiao Bai: If you turn off the monitor, there will be nothing, haha, clever ~

Hacker: Go to hell ~

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.

Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiao Bai: I watched a movie with porridge. It's so touching.

Hacker: ```````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you something. Why does the computer always prompt "There is not enough space on drive C to release"?

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey!

Hacker: Hey! Xiaobai ~

Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?

Xiaobai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What happened? Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying?

Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin has lost it ~ He is so poor ~555555~

Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software.

Hacker: Well, well, your computer needs antivirus.

Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony or BMW.

Hacker: How about Adidas?

Xiaobai: OK, please help me install it.

Hacker: Shit! I have something to do!

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hei, what if I want to delete something I don't use on my computer, but I can't?

Hacker: You can press F8 to enter "Command Safe Mode" when starting the computer-> "path"->; DEL file name again, ok ~

Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C.

Hacker: That's the system folder.

Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this problem with you! ~

Xiao Bai: I have a foreign nickname on QQ.

Hacker: What's your name?

Xiaobai: the hacker's grandfather

Hacker: Shit, he NND, who is it? Send me the number!

Xiaobai: number: XXXXXXXXX

(It's been 15 minutes)

Hacker: He is a computer idiot!

Xiao Bai: How do you know?

Hacker: He said you can use DOS.

Xiaobai: ``````````````````````````````````````````.

Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, it is.

Xiao Bai: My net friend said I was smart.

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiao Bai: I won't tell you * _ *

Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?

Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~~~~

Hacker: Cut! !

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? There is food in the summer vacation. Is there anything interesting?

Hacker: Yes, why do you ask this suddenly?

Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. Be specific.

Hacker: Oh, wait.

(15 minutes later)

Hacker: No, why should I send it to you?

Xiao Bai: The teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things in the summer vacation.

Hacker: Shit, shit! !

Hacker: Have we known each other for some time?

Xiao Bai: Yes.

Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?

Xiao Bai: Not bad.

Hacker: Hee hee (shy)

Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money?

Hacker: ````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: I still owe the monitor 5 yuan rice money!

Hacker: When I didn't ask anything.

Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you!

Hacker: What?

Xiaobai: Can you steal QQ?

Hacker: Nonsense!

Xiaobai: Then help me steal a Q.

Hacker: Say numbers.

Xiaobai: 10000

Hacker:! #￥%……—*

Xiao Bai: Today I helped my classmate repair the computer.

Hacker: Just you?

Xiao Bai: Yes.

Hacker: It's a miracle that you can repair computers.

Xiao Bai: What's so strange? Her CD-ROM drive can't watch movies.

Hacker: Did she put the DVD movie in the VCD drive and couldn't play it out?

Xiao Bai: Right, so I know her CD-ROM drive must be broken. Tell her to buy another VCD drive tomorrow.

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, what are you doing?

Xiao Bai: Hey, say something!

Xiao Bai: Three seconds, come out! ! ! !

Hacker: (3, 2 ...) Here we go! ! ! ! Just went to the movies.

Xiao Bai: What movie are you watching?

Hacker: Er ... I don't know.

Xiao Bai: Let me see.

Hacker: OK, I'll show you, Gaga! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: What's this? You can't tell whose leg it is with so many legs.

Hacker: Crash ~ When I didn't do anything!

Hacker: My enemy found me.

Xiao Bai: Ah, then run away quickly.

Hacker: Where to escape?

Xiao Bai: Go to a deep cliff. There are martial arts secrets below. You can practice for ten or eight years before flying up for revenge.

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . Where is it? I am not blind.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker:. . . . . .

Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you were black. . . . .

"Mao ~ ~"

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker:. . . . . See you again.

Xiao Bai: Come out!

Hacker: Why?

Xiao Bai: Did you find it after reading it?

Hacker:No. 。

Xiao Bai: I'm still a hacker. I can't find it. Stop!

Hacker: ...

Hacker: Hi ~ ~ ~ I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want? !

Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month. . . . . .

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! !

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . I have been out for a few days. What do you want from me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

Hacker: I'm coming! !

. . . . . .

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Get out!