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In my eyes, you are the best, no one!

In my eyes, you are the best, no one!

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When will you hate yourself for being too slow?

A friend asks you what you want to eat, you meditate, and then you say: whatever;

My car fell down. I finished my pure milk and turned to look for it.

On the bus, when the person in front of you clearly gets off, you can't grab the position;

I was scolded and cried when I quarreled, and I didn't think of how to get back until I got home.

Gu Xi is also such a person. Perhaps her illness is more serious than the average person.

It is not that she is stupid.

In class, she is a bully and always solves the problems given by the teacher over and over again;

Once I chose the answer ABCD in class, the classroom was full of doubts. And the result is exactly what Gu Xi said, and finally even the teacher applauded for her!

When it comes to life, Gu Xi always becomes dull.

Once, students were sitting on the playground, and someone suggested playing a game-everyone took turns telling a joke. As long as one person doesn't laugh, the joke teller has to answer a question from others.

It was the turn of "charging treasure", and he told a joke:

A foreign language learner was walking in the street that day and accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot.

The man quickly said, "me? Sorry. "

The foreigner also said politely, "Me? sorry Also. "

Hearing this, the man quickly said, "Me? sorry Three. "

Hearing this, the foreigner asked, "What? Is it? What about you? sorry For? "

The man said helplessly, "Me? sorry Five. "

After the joke, everyone laughed, thinking that the "charging treasure" had escaped, only to find that Gu Xi was still cold-faced and didn't smile.

No way, "charging treasure" had to tell her little secret.

The "charging treasure" just stopped, and a burst of laughter broke out at the scene.

Gu Xi, clutching his stomach, pointed to the "charging treasure" and said with a breathless smile, Ha, ha, ha, I like this joke!

Gu Xi is already half a beat behind people.

Even in love, I have never been in love at the age of 20.

But on this day, friends around me felt that this situation would change.

Because the "charging treasure" looked at Gu Xi's eyes and there was a spark.

Although Gu Xi let the "charging treasure" dig up all the "property", he thinks Gu Xi is very cute.

"Charging Bao" began to pursue Gu Xi.

That winter vacation, "Charging Bao" invited Gu Xi out, and the annual meeting was very lively, with all kinds of gadgets to watch, eat and play.

"Charging treasure" accompanied Gu Xi and saw Gu Xi happy. The biggest happiness that "charging treasure" can't say is that my happiness is to see you happy.

"charging treasure"? Knowing that Gu Xi is always slow to respond, Gu Xi is a "charging treasure" when he is happy? Stopped his steps, looked at Gu Xi from a distance, and didn't show it. . . Laugh. After a while, Gu Xi seems to feel that something is missing around him. He looked around and found that the "charging treasure" was gone. Gu Xi was a little at a loss and turned to look for a "charging treasure". But how to find, also can't find, standing there motionless!

"Charging treasure" looked at Gu Xi's fear and immediately came running.

When he appeared in front of Gu Xi, he saw it. If he didn't immediately appear in front of Gu Xi, I'm afraid GuXi will really cry and shout his name. From then on, "charging treasure" silently told itself that it would not happen again. I don't want to scare her. I'm afraid she will get lost.

One day, it rained. Gu Xi looked at the rain in front of the teaching building without an umbrella, and then rushed into the rain directly.

After a while, Gu Xi found that the rain had stopped.

In this way, after a few steps, Gu found an umbrella on his head and a wet "charging treasure" standing next to him.

Gu Xi hurriedly pushed the umbrella to the "charging treasure" and said, thank you.

"Charging Bao" joked that you didn't look for me? Is my sense of existence this low?

Gu Xi felt a little guilty and said, I'm sorry, I'm a slow learner.

"Charging Bao" took out a paper towel to help Gu Xi wipe the water from her hair, and said, What happened to slow shooting? Very cute.

"Charging treasure" looked at Gu Xi and said, I like you so cute.

Gu Xi has been slow for half a beat, but at this moment, she felt her heart beat faster.

In fact, everyone's circle is the same. They are beautiful, intelligent, wonderful, funny, shrew, female man, little dirty turtle,,, and all show their true colors, without deliberately imitating a person!

The girl is always half a beat behind.

When the boy chased the girl, the girl did not fall in love with him.

Because of the slow pace, he was the first to be tempted, and she was the deeper and deeper.

Because it is half a beat late, give her time to fall in love with you. Because falling in love with you is a lifetime.

Some people say that slow heating is afraid of disappointment, because it is too devoted every time.

Remember to cherish her when she encounters slow fever! Once you lose it, you can never get it back!