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What do you say in Sichuan dialect?

1, I miss you like a horse and keep leaving.

2. Time is warm and years are quiet. How can I be old before you come?

3. Will you fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

I love you as whales are to the sea and birds are to the forest. Inevitably, there is no way out.

I can speak two languages. Good morning, so which song do you want to listen to when you get up tomorrow?

6. She said that Jiangnan was like a tree, and the scenery in front of her began to bear fruit.

7. I tell you, there are all bastards outside, only me, a happy little rascal.

8. I miss you, not only in the rainy season, but also in the sunny rest of my life.

9. People will change. From the beginning, they liked you a little, and then they liked you more and more.