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How will the opening of the fifth five-year plan affect betta?

Recently, things about the opening and closing ceremonies of the Fifth Five-Year Plan are quite hot. I believe many concerned viewers know that the live broadcast of the "Fifth Five-Year Plan" by the royal master the day before yesterday was simply a show. Today, the official banned the opening of the "Fifth Five-Year Plan" account and Weibo, an ancient hand feather.

1. The Imperial Teacher's Anti-whitewashing —— On the Cultivation of an Actor

The two-hour part-time job explains what is the cultivation of actors, what is crazy suggestion, what is backwashing, and what is beautiful water turbulence. Interested audience friends go to the main broadcast room to watch it themselves. I have to say that the biggest beneficiary of this incident is a TV. The emperor said, "His idol is Empress Dowager Cixi", and casually implied 50-50 points and uu. The "super aiming deployment" that appeared in this live broadcast has also become another new stalk.

2. The official account is closed

Bian Xiao specially checked the accounts opened in May and May, and everyone who watched his live broadcast knew it. I heard that this time it was not blocked by the blue hole, but directly blocked from the steam level. I'm afraid even blue holes and fighting fish can't be protected. As for the so-called blue hole white list, that is a matter of opinion. I was named by VAC this time unless I went to find G Fat, but now my brother is roasting on the fire. There is a wolf before, and a tiger behind. Not only can the fighting fish behind him not make him apologize, but uu will not agree. In order to cover up the fact that I was named, I played the trumpet crazily and changed my name.

But the steam64-bit code can't be changed, and it's useless to change it anyway.

3. The ancient hand feather broke the news.

As we all know, when Gu Shouyu broke with the Fifth Five-Year Plan a few years ago, the Fifth Five-Year Plan claimed that Gu Shouyu had swept away hundreds of thousands of people. Now it seems that things have reversed.

Unfortunately, at that time, the ancient hand feather people talked lightly, and how to estimate the Taobao right incident remains to be discussed. This incident also blew up a group of talented netizens:

To paraphrase the Imperial Master: It's hard to see people from the live broadcast, but you can feel that this person is very bad in the live broadcast, which shows that this person is really too much.

At first, Benwei Lu said, "I contacted my lawyer three days ago, hoping to have a fair conversation with the squirrel in court. If you lose, delete the video and apologize to me and compensate me for one yuan. If I lose, I'll give you 5 million to quit the live broadcast industry. I apologize to you and hope you can file a lawsuit with me. "

In response to this matter, there are also netizens who have put forward future conjectures on this matter:

1, muddle things up, make the blocked event untenable, immediately build a bunch of blocked trumpets, change their names to names similar to blocked accounts to confuse people, muddy the water and fool some people.

2. It takes a lot of energy to get the Blue Hole official to issue a statement to confirm the fake seal or send a lawyer's letter. By the way, I washed a wave of glutinous rice, which was ok. )

3. Things got mixed up, and the blocked event was confirmed. I chose to play the number "hard hard" at the same time, and then I stopped touching it. It was Ma xx or yugg or someone who called this number and was blocked. I had nothing to do with that. I can't open it, but I can't guarantee that these people around me haven't opened it. Now I know that they have opened the door. As a former professional player, I hate people who drive * * most. I, Reid, broke up with them today. Their business has nothing to do with me.

4. Things were mixed up, and the ban confirmed that I chose to retire to the reed live broadcast for so long. Someone always wants to fuck me and envy my so-called brotherly status. Some people want me to fall, others want me to die. Yes, I, Reid, have come to tell these people that you have succeeded. I started live broadcast to bring happiness to my fans and audience. Now, since you want me to leave so badly, I, Reed, announced today that I would quit the live broadcast industry and stop broadcasting. I know I am irresponsible to those fans who support me, but the pressure is too great. I just want to live a quiet life with my family now. However, I, reed, still have to tell those who made me, and tell those fans who have always supported me that I didn't hang up! I always believe that justice may be late, but it will not be absent after all!

(nc fans and some neutral fans will burst into sympathy at this time. By the way, as a veteran of the live broadcast industry, Reid has paid a lot for the live broadcast. He once wore the national flag to win honor for his country. There is no credit for the hard work. Who can't make mistakes? Just because he played the trumpet before doesn't mean he will play it again. He has been practicing very hard. Do you have to kill it all? Then Reid continued to consume these things.

5, things can't be mixed up, open a real man and admit that he is dead. If reed really does this, then I still respect him and just turn around, okay. (But at this time, Zhao Mengyue also has two choices, either to admit his mistake, share weal and woe, and stay with this man for a lifetime, or to kick him out, saying that he knows nothing and is cheated by this man, one of the victims, and then take away one million possessions of Reed to complete Ma Rong's e-sports achievements. )

6. Self-destructing the truck, admitting that it has been driven, indicating that it is the same model as someone, someone and someone. Since I can't get through this hurdle, so can everyone, mutually assured destruction.

The above brain supplements are for reference only, and everything is based on facts. Bench melon seeds, passers-by waiting for the year-end drama.

The source can't be verified, and it is smuggled. Open your eyes, sit on a small bench, cut melons and watch a play together.

In fact, I just want to remember a wave of glutinous rice here. Shen Wei bluntly said that glutinous rice still has strength, so why bother Huang Laoxian when you are full? I think of couples about the Fifth Five-Year Plan on the Internet recently. I wonder if there are a couple of great writers.