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Who can tell the jokes of Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang?

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang had a hilarious story. One day, Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Zhuge Sun Liang discussed the demarcation of national boundaries on the plane. Suddenly, the engine broke down and there were only three parachutes on board. Zhuge Liang thought of a way, saying that he would ask three questions, and the person who answered them could escape with an umbrella. The first question: "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei answered one and jumped with an umbrella.

The second question: "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan answered one and jumped down. Cao Cao was overjoyed and thought: Zhu Gekongming was confused for a moment and asked such a simple knowledge of astronomy. Today is the anniversary of his death I should take the opportunity to lead the troops to capture western Shu.

Zhuge Liang asked the third question: "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao couldn't answer, but jumped. Fortunately, he fell into Dongting Lake and saved his life for a month. Four people made an appointment on the plane again. It happened that there were only three parachutes on the plane. Zhuge Liang asked in turn: In which battle did Chen Sheng and Guangwu win Qin Jun? Liu Bei said "The Battle of Makino", and Zhuge Liang smiled and nodded. Liu Bei picked up an umbrella and jumped down. Zhuge Liang asked: How many people were killed or injured in Qin? Sun Quan answered 178,000, Zhuge Liang smiled and nodded, and Sun Quan jumped down with an umbrella. Cao Cao was overjoyed and thought: Zhu Gekongming was confused for a moment, and my grandson knew that today was the anniversary of his death. I should take the opportunity to lead the troops to capture western Shu. Zhuge Liang asked again: What are their names? Cao Cao is a fool, so he has to fly and jump. Fortunately, he fell into Panyang Lake and saved his life.

The next month, the four of them took the same plane again, but the plane broke down again. Zhuge Liang was about to speak when Cao Cao jumped off the plane and Zhuge Liang shouted, Brother Meng, there are four umbrellas on the plane today.