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1, don't be afraid to pick roses for fear of being stabbed by them. Don't be afraid to ask for true love because you are afraid of being hurt by love.

2, heart, pain, tears, staying, cursing, forbearing, beating, beating, injury, suffering, acne, long. Honestly, what else have you not eaten?

3, life is like this, cherish it, you will always be your own protagonist, don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

Sometimes, all you need to do is shut up, put down your so-called self-esteem and admit your mistakes. This is not giving up, but growing up.

5, you must be strong, no one will understand how painful you really are. You must be strong, no one will understand how you want to go on living.

Dear you, never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.

7. Is there a feeling that the happiest students always sit in the last row in class?

8. Sometimes you don't need to be too serious. You are not tired of living heartlessly.

9. While you are young, meet someone you like and do what you want.

10, love is a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

1 1, when you say never give up, is it valid for life?

12. Don't choose if you don't like it. If you like it, stick to it.

13, if one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

14, nothing is reliable these days. You're on your own. Abbreviation (holy shit)

15, some things, not care, but care.

16, once, you promised me the whole future; Now, you gave her the future.

Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

1, we all have a past that we want to go back but can't.

2. Horses are easy to slip on soft soil, and people are easy to fall in sweet talk.

People who don't understand me, please don't compare me with anyone. I'm just me, no matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.

4, a person alive, sometimes too idle, sometimes too tired.

5, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, not the past has become the threshold.

It is said that everyone has problems. The more he likes it, the more he likes to bully people.

7. Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, it's not that easy.

8, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for a lifetime.

9. What would you give up? Decide what God will bring you.

10 Some injuries, although invisible, are very painful.

1 1, don't torture yourself with past memories!

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

13, how many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.

14. Memory is when you feel that everything has passed for so long, but once you close your eyes, everything comes back.

15, the worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up.

16, many times, after inadvertently knowing something, pretending to be indifferent on the surface and covering it up with a smile, in fact, my heart hurts more than anything else.

17, the world between you and me is the whole world, and there is no outside world at all.

18, sometimes, tears are an unspeakable joy; Smiling is a silent pain.

19, the warmth of once falling in love is always not as cold as the end of the song.

20. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

2 1, don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are, and pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are!

22. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself!

23. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.

24. Ironically, as time goes by, nothing seems to have changed, but when you look back, everything has changed.

25, see through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.

Love is a joke, killing others and hurting yourself.

1. Later, I heard the past again, like the wind blowing in my ear.

2. What can pass with a smile, why let everyone know.

Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.

4, while the sun is just right, while the breeze is quiet, while the flowers are still young, you can go a long way and tell deep and deep thoughts.

5. Lonely women smoke scars in the middle of the night.

6. No matter what kind of life you live, there will always be people who make irresponsible remarks about you behind your back. Laughing it off is actually the best contempt.

7. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

8. No matter whether you live in clear water or in a gutter, you can grow well as long as you swim forward. Fish can grow well as long as they swim forward, whether they live in clear water or in a stinking ditch.

9. I hope that what you strive for will eventually be as you wish.

10, all feelings have a tolerable bottom line.

1 1. Of all the advantages, the advantage of patience is the least relevant to young men and women. -Chapman

12, love is unscrupulous, don't forget.

13, you have been ill for several times, and finally you live an invulnerable life.

I love your smiling face and your kind heart.

15, I will love you forever until my heart stops.

16, love is extremely complicated but simple to death, which is just: I love you ~ I'm sorry ~ it doesn't matter ~ thank you.

17. Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute.

18, insist, if you think it is worthwhile to suffer for yourself, then the light will surely shine on you! Even if it is a drop in the ocean, there will be a home. Carry it until the wind blows away and suffocates in the undercurrent.

Love mood: Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.

1. The deeper you love, the deeper you hurt. Could it be you who got hurt?

2. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury, injury, injury!

Looking at you, I don't know how to choose, and now my heart is broken.

I only hope that time can go back and stay in that summer, that intersection, that picture we love.

If sadness is more than sweetness, it is better to have no beginning of love.

If you don't really love each other, don't come near me. I will take it seriously.

7. The so-called love is the best. You are in my hands and belong to me. I'm in your hands, giving everything I have. I am most comfortable when you live in my heart. I live in your heart, and I feel at ease.

8. The ending of love is that two people say goodbye.

9. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

10, no one walks into my heart, and no one understands how painful my heart is at the moment.

1 1, I have put it down, but after many years, will you remember that I once loved you deeply?

12, my happiness is that you are always by my side.

13, break up! You make me tired.

14, I have long been used to living alone, but I am not used to your sudden intrusion.

15, I came to the end of time, only to find that I was such a failure.

16, accustomed to loneliness, I always feel more comfortable alone.

17, we agreed to last forever, but in the end, it was over.

18, I want to care about you, but who I am, I am not even qualified to comfort.

19, I just want to erase all my memories about you and let time go back.

20. From now on, you are no longer my life. I completely let go. You let me down.

2 1. Maybe I'm not the one you love, but I love you the most.

22. Love is like multiplication. As long as one party is zero, the result must be zero.

23. If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.

24. Forgive me for not staying with you and let you enjoy happiness with me.

I love you not because of what you want, but because of what I give you

26. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

27. I will learn not to be jealous or cry in the future.

28. Maybe we were a mistake from the beginning, and we have been foolishly sticking to it.

29. After you left, I looked at your familiar photos and realized that all I left was loneliness.

30. After being hurt by love, I found that affection is the best.

3 1, I just want to grow old with you and spend all the ups and downs with you.

32. After many parting and confiding, I finally lost contact with you.

33, love, pain, dispersed, left, and finally dispersed.

34. Is there such a person, no matter how much I miss him, I still haven't met him?

I am happier than you when you are happy, and I am sadder than you when you are sad.

Don't always give me a knife and then give me painkillers.

Sorry, I can't hug you today with yesterday's enthusiasm.

When love has become a habit in life, it seems impossible to change this habit without harming all other aspects of life at the same time.

39. You said that you would accompany me every day, watch the sunrise and sunset and taste the warmth of the world. But in the end, I lived alone.

40. Don't say love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe!

4 1, at the fork in the road, we went our separate ways and no one looked back.

42. The desire for power is stronger than the desire for love.

43. Although we didn't say goodbye, the ending was more painful than breaking up.

44. Buses run every five minutes and subways run every ten minutes. This is the only love bus in my life. I would rather pursue than give up.

Although I look young and frivolous, I am serious about you.

46. After breaking up for four years, you have company, and I can only pay attention to it silently.

47. I always say with tears that I am fine, I must be fine.

48. Everyone's happiness is different. I can only choose to pay attention to you silently.

49. You didn't stay, and I didn't look back, that's all.

50. Love will always go through a process full of holes, and it will be indifferent after the experience.

5 1, no matter how many promises can be made, they all become lies in the end.

52. Don't wait until I decide to give up before I see your sincere repentance.

53. When to build a love school, couples will enter school, homework will be halved, and exams will be free.

54. Some women just want a cup of love.

55. I am willing to give you a lifetime of happiness, as long as you are willing to follow me.

56. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.

57. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?

58. We will never see our weight in others' minds.

59. There is nothing to be sad about breaking up, but I will never see him again every day.

60. When I was young and ignorant, I felt that feelings were a lifetime thing. Now I can finally understand that some feelings are really only temporary.

6 1, the past is a beautiful memory and an unforgettable pain.

62. How can I let go of your hand easily? You chose to come to my world.

Knowing that you don't love me, I still miss you so stubbornly.

64. The oath you say is like another bottle. As time goes by, you can't keep it.

65. When we broke up, you laughed and I cried.

66. Memories of the past, like movies, are constantly replayed in my mind.

67. I humbly beg your so-called romantic love, but you selflessly offer your so-called noble friendship.

68. I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry.

If you want to leave me, just go and don't look back.

70. When you are happy, you listen to music. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

7 1, send a message to everyone, don't cry when you break up.

72. If I can, I just hope that I have never loved anyone so much.

73. Without you, the pictures are all black and white, without color and light.

74. Loss is another kind of happiness, just another way of love.

75. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

76. I hope you have a new love. I'm not even an old love.

77. Even a white lie will be scarred after it is punctured.

78. Finally, you fell in love with your girlfriend's elegant high heels and left my ordinary canvas shoes.

They say that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you. Why is love always a competition game?

You keep saying that I think too much, but you never explain it to me.

8 1, unhappy is not dangerous, unsafe is not boring. Coffee is bad for the stomach, smoking is bad for the lungs, and love is bad for the heart. But we can't give it up.

82. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.

I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

84. Over time, we gradually became the most annoying people.

85. Time is inseparable, just like you and I, who used to love each other, are strangers now.

86. If you don't want it, finish it early. I don't have to grow old together.

If time could go back, I would rather never know you.

88. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

89. The furthest distance is that the person you care about never looks at you.

90. After breaking up, I will miss you and stay awake, but I won't love you anymore.

9 1, love is a joke, hurting others and hurting yourself.

92. Who is singing this lonely song? Let sadness invade my heart.

93. The world is most vulnerable. It's men's glass. A promise of trust. Women's dreams. Love on a tightrope, kindness and noble heart in real society.

94. Only love can make marriage sacred, and only a marriage that is sacred by love is a real marriage.

95. In the most beautiful time, you are my life's concern.

96. Forgive me for being greedy and always trying to keep all the people around me who are kind to me.

97. For you, I can only miss you as a stranger.

98. That's it: love resonates with another person, body and soul, and only with him or her. We have divorced from philosophy.

99. You don't know how much I love you, but you don't know how to cherish it, so you left.

100, lovelorn is not the most painful, the most painful thing is that after sweet love, sad forgetting is the most tormenting.

10 1. He fell in love with another person. Hehe, what should I remember?

102, I never thought that we used to love each other, and now we can only recall it with strangers.

103, the world of two people is the past of three people.