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Fables or allusions of famous dynasties in China history.

There are too many stories to finish at one time. Let me talk about a few representative ones first. Since it is the moral of the teacher's story, I won't analyze it. Let me think for myself.

Xia Dynasty

The Death of Taikang and Shao Kang Zhongxing

After Xia Qi's death, his son Taikang acceded to the throne. Taikang is a very fatuous monarch. He does not care about politics, but he loves hunting. On one occasion, Taikang took his entourage to the south bank of Luoshui to hunt. He fought harder and harder, and he hasn't come home for one hundred days.

At that time, the Yi people in the lower reaches of the Yellow River had a tribal leader named Hou Yi, who was ambitious and wanted to seize power in Wang Xia. When he saw Taikang going out hunting, he thought it was an opportunity, so he personally led troops to defend the north bank of Luoshui. Taikang came back happily with a large number of hunted wild animals, and arrived in Luoshui. On the other side, Hou Yi's army blocked his way home. Taikang was helpless and exiled to the south of Luoshui. Hou Yi did not dare to stand on his own feet as king, and made Zhong Kang, Taikang's younger brother, King Xia, and took the real power into his own hands.

During the reign of Xingkang, Hou Yi recruited followers extensively. After Zhong Kang's death, he made Xian Xiang, Zhong Kang's son, emperor. Two years later, in 2 145 BC, when the time was ripe, Xian Xiang was deposed, exiled to Zhuanguan (Cao Xian County, Shandong Province), seized the throne of Xia Dynasty and became the sixth king of Xia Dynasty. With his archery, he also became a bully. Like Taikang, he went out hunting and gave state affairs to his cronies, Han Ya. Han Zhuo kept secrets from Hou Yi and bought people's hearts. Once, when Hou Yi came back from hunting, Han Zhuo sent someone to kill him.

Han Zhuo killed Hou Yi and took the throne. He was afraid that the Xia family would argue with him again, so he must kill Xiang who was driven out by Hou Yi.

Where the item fled, Han Zhuo chased it. Later Xiang was finally killed by Han Zhuo. At that time, Xiang's wife was pregnant, so she was forced by Han Jue to climb out of the hole in the wall and fled to the Shang tribe of her family, giving birth to a son named Shao Kang.

When Shao Kang grew up, he showed his grandmother animals. Later, I heard that Han Zhuo wanted to send someone to kill him and fled to Shun, a descendant of Yu.

Shao Kang grew up in a difficult environment and developed a skill. He recruited from You Yu's family and began to have his own team. Later, with the help of ministers and tribes loyal to the Xia Dynasty, they counterattacked Han Zhuo and finally regained the throne.

It took about one hundred years for the Xia Dynasty to recover from Taikang to Shao Kang. History is called "Shao Kang Zhongxing".

Shao Kang destroyed Han Zhuo, but the struggle between Yi people and Xia Dynasty did not end. Yi people have many famous archers, and their bows and arrows are very powerful. Later, Shao Kang's son Yi Di ascended the throne, invented a kind of protective clothing that can avoid arrows, called "armor", defeated the barbarians, and Xia's power developed eastward again.

Shang Dynasty

Yi Yin said Tang Ding.

Yi Yin was one of the important ministers in the early Shang Dynasty. His real name was Yin, Oracle Bone Inscriptions called him Yi, and Jinwen called him Yi. According to legend, Yi Yin was born near Yishui, and went to Shen You's home as an adult to make a living by farming. Although his position is very low, he is worried about the world. He saw that the Xin family had a gentleman and virtue, and wanted to persuade him to rise up and destroy the summer. In order to get close to Shen Guojun, he volunteered to be a slave and served as Shen Guojun's personal chef. The monarch discovered his talent and was promoted to the position of managing meals. After long-term observation, Yi Yin finally found out that there were Shen and Xia surnames, both of which were in the back, so it was difficult to sever the blood relationship. Besides, at that time, there was a small country with few people and weak troops, which was not enough to undertake the heavy responsibility of destroying summer. Only soup was the ideal candidate, so I decided to go to soup. At that time, Tang married Xin's daughter as a princess, and Yi Yin volunteered to be his wife and accompany him to do business. He analyzed the general trend of the world and the way of governing the country, and advised Tang to undertake the task of destroying the summer. From this, Tang knew that the foreign demon had the ability to learn from heaven and earth, so he liberated him from slavery and became the highest ruling minister. Yi Yin was not only the founding father who helped Tang win the world, but also the hero of the later three Shang kings. As a result, Yi Yin was listed as the first "old minister" in Oracle bone inscriptions, and was solemnly sacrificed, not only with Tang, but also by himself. In ancient times, cooking was definitely a sacred profession. The word "prime minister" in this period is actually the official position of beef at the time of sacrifice. It is not easy to divide beef, at least it should be fair and reasonable, and at the same time it should take care of everyone's different identities. There is also a simplified version of this story, that is, Yi Yin either doesn't put salt in the soup or puts a lot of salt every time. Tang is also a master with a good temper. He tried to talk with this person and do ideological work, so that he could analyze the allusions of the world trend and the way of governing the country.

Western Zhou Dynasty

The story of "The Prince" in Zhou Youwang bonfire party is too ordinary to unfold.

When people are born and Sichuanese make trouble, it is easy to check things.

The last one is Jiang Taigong fishing.

Eastern Zhou Dynasty (Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period)

The stories of this period are the richest in history. It is a hundred schools of thought contend, including Confucianism, Mohism, Legalism, Taoism, novelist, physician, strategist and strategist. If you want to know the story of this period, you'd better look at the Spring and Autumn Period.

Turn left to the national policy of Mandarin. Please read the children's edition and tell the students directly.

Many idioms come from this period.

If it is a blockbuster, it is an innuendo. Just go to the idiom dictionary and read the story. Too much talk is not representative.

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Qin Shihuang burned books to bury Confucianism, and Zhao Gao called deer a horse.

Chu-Han struggle period

This period can also be taken out separately.

For example, there are many stories about cross the rubicon and Wujiang suicide.

Western Han Dynasty and Eastern Han Dynasty

This period was the first prosperous period of China feudal society, and there were many stories.

Lv Hou's biting (treating Zhao Wang's mother as an adult stick and directly killing Zhao Wang) turned the Emperor's Mansion in Hanwu into a treasure.

What else can a man achieve? Didn't the late Wang Mang Wang Mang humbly usurp the throne?

Wang Mang unfolds it for you.

Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty (AD 8-23)

Wang Mang, a giant, was born in Yuancheng, Weixian (east of daming county, Hebei). Born in the fourth year of the Yuan Dynasty (45 BC), he was a very popular wife of the Wang family. His aunt Wang was the queen of the Han Dynasty, but his father died early and could not be sealed. Later, when his brother died, he took on the responsibility of family life. He is very filial to his mother and is famous for respecting his sister-in-law, taking care of his nephew and living a simple life.

With the increase of age and social experience, Wang Mang realized that he needed uncle's help besides studying, so he deliberately obeyed his uncle. When my uncle Wang Feng, who lives in the mansion, was ill, Wang Mang personally boiled medicine and tasted soup, and stayed in front of the couch for several months, which was more filial than Wang Feng's son. Before her death, Wang Feng told her sister, the Queen Mother Zheng Jun, to take care of Wang Mang. In the third year of Yangshuo (22 BC), Bai Mang became Huang Menlang, and was later promoted to captain of shooting (the officer in charge of shooting samurai).

Since the mid-Western Han Dynasty, the consorts have assisted the government, and the king, queen and IV have been the mother of the world for more than 60 years. Mang relies on his aunt. At first, as a corporal, he was humble, diligent and simple, and won the hearts of the people. Later, I benefited from knighthood and modesty. He often distributed his salary and the emperor's reward to his guests, and even sold his horses and chariots to help the poor. People inside and outside praised Mang's high reputation.

In 222 BC, 24-year-old Mang entered the Central Committee and began to be an official. He is serious and has more respect for people. His uncle Wang wrote to proclaim himself emperor, willing to give part of his fief to the prestigious minister Mang in the DPRK, and also recommended Mang in the above table. At the age of 30, he was appointed as the new capital Hou, riding a captain, and was served by Dr. Guanglu (the emperor's bodyguard). And Mang Shu Feng, Shang, Gen, Mang Shu successively became an assistant government. When the king proclaimed himself emperor, he was nine princes and five fu. In the eighth year BC, Wang Gen was seriously ill and recommended Mang Daifu, which was accepted by Emperor Cheng. Mang was thirty-eight years old. Mang did fu for more than a year, became emperor and died of illness. The prince mourned the emperor's accession to the throne, and his mother decided that the consorts sent by Queen Ding Tao had gained power. Mang had to resign, retire to Xinye (in Henan), study behind closed doors, pay attention to the court dynamics, wait for the opportunity, and prepare for a comeback. His son, Wang Huo, killed his domestic slave, and recklessly forced his son to commit suicide to pay for his life, which won the hearts of the people.

After three years in Xinye, many people wrote to him to rehabilitate him. In the second year BC, Mang was allowed to live in Beijing, and the emperor died the following year. The empress dowager Wang got the imperial seal and called Mang Fu, who was in charge of history, military orders and the imperial army. Mang also handled books played by officials. At this time, Mang was forty-five years old. Overnight, Mang became the executor of the country's highest administration. As soon as Mang came to power, he removed the power of the consorts of Dingfu, made the king Pingdi, acted quickly and decisively against Pingdi's grandmother and Dongping's king, won the support of the ruling and opposition parties, and laid the foundation for the implementation of the New Deal in the future. In the second year, Empress Dowager Tai made the headstrong public, similar to the Duke of Zhou. Mang pretended to refuse repeatedly and accepted the title, but transferred the salary to 28 thousand people. Everyone praised Mang's kindness, which coincided with the first year of AD. Forty-eight-year-old Mangli made his daughter Empress Ping; Wang Yu, the eldest son, was forced to commit suicide because of the Lu Kuan case, involving hundreds of people. His companions wrote that the public attaches importance to family, takes family as righteousness, and takes private as private, and regards the Eight Commandments and the Filial Piety as the bibliography of national talent selection. The 49-year-old Mang was named Zaiheng, ranking above the princes. At this time, the education of rites and music was vigorously promoted, and the number of doctors was increased from one to five. Schools and dormitories were widely built, and talents flocked to Beijing. Culture and education suddenly flourished, thus gaining the support of Confucian scholars in the Han Dynasty. Ministers wrote that it took seven years for the Duke of Zhou to set up a ceremony and have fun, but it took only four years for the world to be leveled, so Mang was sealed for nine tin, but this time he was neither humble nor humble.

In the fifth year of Pingdi, Pingdi died of illness, went to heaven, and died on behalf of Pingdi. But Pindy is dead. He made the obedient baby crown prince when he was only two years old. According to the ministers, the empress dowager is called Mangdai, a fake emperor, and her subjects are called the country, calling themselves "Yu". At this time, the mango is fifty-one years old, worth six years, and the year number is the first year of Jushe. In the second year, Zhai Yi, the magistrate of Dong Jun, and Zhao Ming and Huo Hong of Li Huai set out to crusade against the headstrong, with great momentum. Wang Yi was sent to rest and proclaimed himself emperor. At this time, Chen Wei's theory of abdication prevailed, and there were many books and orders, such as "Seeking Sages to Resign", "The Decline of the Han Dynasty", "Heaven tells the Emperor to order, and the devotees seal the Hou", which were greatly used by the mangs. Those who gave instructions were rewarded handsomely, and those who were famous for their mourning chapters even presented the books in the synopsis of the Golden Chamber to the Emperor Gaozu Temple. Over the past eight years, from Han Angong-Jae Heng-Fake Emperor-Real Emperor, successive dynasties in China have set up another model of usurpation besides the aristocratic revolution and the civilian revolution.

After fifteen years as emperor, Mang wanted to make a difference. He regarded waiting for three generations of politics as his ideal. He carried out great reforms, nicknamed the New Deal, but it was retro. First, formulate the national economic policy, establish the mining field system, keep the handmaiden private, and all five mouths are on credit, and formulate six policies, namely, nationalize salt, iron, wine, coins and mountains and rivers, control the market economy with public power, balance prices, prevent traders from exploiting them, and increase the revenue of the state treasury. From the people's health care wedding, official seal, criminal code, etiquette, agricultural clothing and other ceremonies are all a series of reforms in accordance with Zhou Li, full of ideals; However, it is not enough to act on your own, nor can it be carried out by your own people. The people are not living, the pace of reform is too fast, and the people are not living. "Wang Tian" and "private ownership" affected the interests of big landlords, bureaucrats and businessmen, and the loss of Liu's imperial clan naturally caused dissatisfaction and resistance. The headstrong people looked down on the border countries, and they were barbaric and uncivilized. As a result, the border chaos could not be calmed down.

In the fourth year of Tianfeng (A.D. 17), locusts, droughts and famines occurred all over the country. It is useless to ask the people to cook grass roots instead of grain. Hungry people began to riot, outlaw heroes rose up one after another, and the mang army was defeated by Chi Mei and outlaw heroes one after another. In the Battle of Kunyang, Liu Xiu, who was defeated by more than 40,000 troops, declined from then on. In 23 AD, four years after the Emperor, Mang led his ministers to the southern suburbs to hold a mourning ceremony, saying, "Natural virtue is giving, so what should Han soldiers do?" However, another powerful force in The Hero of the Woodrow, the Rebel Army, still attacked Chang 'an, and the young people in the city responded and gradually captured Taiwan Province. Businessman Du Wu killed Wang Mang, and a guest of a captain beheaded him. The rebel army hung up its head and died in Nanyang city. Become a different kind between the Han dynasty and become a scapegoat. According to historical records, this reckless dead man died at the age of 68.

Wang Mang's political failure was evaluated as improper restructuring, ignorance, dishonesty and ruthlessness in history.

The new dynasty established by Wang Mang was not recognized by the official history. His new dynasty was only 2 1 year, which was in the history of Han Dynasty.

Three Kingdoms

I really won't say much about this. It's all in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Western Jin Dynasty and Eastern Jin Dynasty

The Western Jin Dynasty was too long. If you really want to tell a story,

It was Wei Wudi's foolish son who didn't know the sufferings of the people after he acceded to the throne. During a national disaster, his ministers told him that ordinary people didn't even have to eat rice, and later said they could eat meat porridge.

Eastern Jin Dynasty (3 17-420)

There are many others, I feel nervous when I hear chickens dancing, and the incisiveness of Wang Xizhi's classmates. The best story of educating students is actually Wang Xizhi's classmates. I am a novel writer to motivate myself. Wang Xizhi wrote 18 barrel of ink after practicing calligraphy. If he wants to be famous, he will write 18 novels first.

Southern and Northern Dynasties

This period is the first time for ethnic minorities to enter the Central Plains. In fact, North Wuhu was so strong that it was only the pre-Qin and post-Wei dynasties, and the Northern Zhou and Northern Qi Dynasties were the early days of the split of the Northern Wei Dynasty.

South Natural Stone Song Qiliang Chen Ge

Story, let's talk about the story that Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty moved the capital to Luoyang.

[Edit this paragraph] Move the capital to Luoyang

After the death of Emperor Tai Wu of the Northern Wei Dynasty, the Northern Wei Emperor stopped practicing the policy of strengthening the country by force and frugality, and politics began to become increasingly corrupt. Xianbei nobles and big businessmen oppressed the people and constantly caused resistance from the people in the north. Emperor Xiaowen Tuoba Hong is the fourth generation descendant of Taizu Tuoba Tao (Tuoba Tao-Tuoba Huang-Tuoba Jun-Tuoba Hong-Tuoba Hong), the eldest son of Emperor Xiaowen Tuoba Hong in the Northern Wei Dynasty, and the sixth monarch in the Northern Wei Dynasty. The young Tabahon was raised by his grandmother and served as regent. In 490 AD, 24-year-old Tuoba Hong began to lead the government, and he began to carry out drastic sinicization reform.

Emperor Xiaowen of Wei stipulated the salaries of officials and severely punished corrupt officials. Implement the "land equalization system" and distribute the wasteland to farmers, 40 mu for adult men and 20 mu for women, so that they can grow grain and distribute it to mulberry fields. Farmers must pay rent and serve the government. When farmers die, they should all be returned to the government, except Sangtian. In this way, more fields were cultivated, the production and life of farmers were relatively stable, and the income of the Northern Wei regime also increased.

In order to learn and accept the advanced culture of the Han nationality and further strengthen the rule of the Yellow River valley, he decided to move the capital from Pingcheng (now northeast of Datong City, Shanxi Province) to Luoyang.

Because of this, he was afraid that ministers would oppose the idea of moving the capital, and first proposed a massive attack on Nanqi. Once in court, he put forward this plan, and ministers opposed it. The most intense one was Ren Tuoba Cheng.

Emperor Xiaowen was very angry and said, "The country is my country. Do you want to stop me from fighting? " Tuoba Cheng retorted: "Although the country belongs to your Majesty, I am the minister of the country, and I know the danger of using troops. How can I not talk about it?"

After thinking for a moment, Emperor Xiaowen announced his retirement from the DPRK and returned to the palace. He summoned Tuoba Cheng alone and said to him, "To tell you the truth, I was angry with you just now to scare everyone. What I really mean is that I think Pingcheng is a place where soldiers are used and it is not suitable for political reform. Now I want to change the customs, but I have to move the capital. In fact, I want to take this opportunity to lead the civil and military officials to move to the Central Plains. What do you think? "

TaBaCheng suddenly enlighted, immediately agreed with Wei Xiaowen.

In 493 AD, Emperor Xiaowen personally led more than 300,000 infantry and cavalry south, starting from Pingcheng and arriving in Luoyang. It happened that the autumn rain lasted for a whole month, and the roads were muddy everywhere, making it difficult to March. However, Emperor Xiaowen still rode out of the city wearing a helmet and armour and ordered to continue marching.

Ministers didn't want to send troops to cut Qi, so they took advantage of the heavy rain to stop it. Emperor Xiaowen said seriously: "This time, if you choose to mobilize the masses, if you give up halfway, it will be a joke for future generations. If you can't go south, move the capital here. What do you think? "

Everyone looked at each other and said nothing. Emperor Xiaowen said: "You can't hesitate. The station that agrees to move the capital is on the left, and the station that disagrees is on the right. "

A nobleman said, "As long as your majesty agrees to stop the expedition to the south, then we are willing to move the capital to Luoyang." Although many civil and military officials are not in favor of moving the capital, they have heard that the southern expedition can be stopped and have to express their support for moving the capital.

Emperor Xiaowen arranged one end of Luoyang and sent Wang Cheng Tuoba Cheng back to Pingcheng to publicize the benefits of moving the capital to the princes and nobles there. Later, he personally went to Pingcheng, and called the nobles and the old ministers to discuss the relocation of the capital.

There are still many voices of opposition among the nobles of Pingcheng. They moved out one reason after another and were refuted by Emperor Xiaowen. Finally, those people really think impassability, had to say:

"Moving the capital is a great event. Whether it is fierce or auspicious, let's divine. "

Emperor Xiaowen said: "Divination is to solve difficult things." There is no doubt about moving the capital. There is nothing to worry about. If you want to rule the world, make the four seas your home. There is no fixed reason for going south today and going north tomorrow. Besides, we moved several times in the last generation. Why can't I move? "

Noble ministers were speechless, and the move to Luoyang was settled.

Sui dynasty

There are not many stories.

There are many stories about the fatuity of Emperor Yang Di. You can go directly to Baidu when you have time.

the Tang Dynasty

There are too many things to talk about. Those with high school education or above can talk to you for a day, and you are fine.

Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period

In fact, this period basically laid the territory and weakness of the late Sui Dynasty. Because of the rise of the Khitan, the establishment of the Liao State and the fall of Yanyun, the Central Plains region was in danger and the butchers were helpless.

There are many stories.

For example, the story in the actor's biography and Li Yu's three-inch golden lotus ... Zhao Kuangyin escorted the charity sale thousands of miles home (the geography is good, Yimei did not become a lover)

Song dynasty

There are too many stories to tell.

the Yuan Dynasty

The Yuan Dynasty only ruled China for more than 60 years. It is strange that this famous Mongolian nation has always regarded itself as an outsider in the Central Plains. . . . .

Stories? Let's start with the story of Wen Tianxiang.

Ming dynasty

I'll give you a book "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty", which has a good satirical style. There are many stories based on the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

Ching Dynasty

Go to Baidu to search Ji Xiaolan, Xiao Shenyang, Liu Yong, etc.

In fact, finding a language story is very simple. You can buy a picture version, which is basically a historical language condensed for 5 thousand years.

Or look at the summary of China's ancient philosophy, which is rich in examples.