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What do you play in the car to relieve boredom when traveling?
Turn around.
First, let each guest take turns to name two things in the kitchen, such as oil and salt, or a kitchen knife and chopping block. If you can't say it in turn, you have to perform a program. Of course, the game is not over yet, and then put those two things you said in the bathroom. How to use them will lead to many jokes. Some people say that they should take a bath with salt and then wipe their bodies with oil. It's funny. So the journey won't be boring!
1 you, me, him or her
Everyone in the car can't say a word or sing a lyric, including you, me and him. People who make mistakes must carry out procedures.
2 "Guess Numbers"
Someone tells the tour guide a target number (between 1 and 100), and then another person guesses a number, and the tour guide tells whether the number is greater than or less than the target number, and then other tourists continue to guess. The next person can only guess within the range mentioned above, until someone finally guesses, and the person who guesses will be punished and the procedure will be executed.
3 "Tear up the newspaper"
On the tour bus, the first person started tearing the newspaper in vertical rows to see which group tore the newspaper the longest in the specified time.
4 "Don't say you, me and him"
Visitors in the car should choose one to chat with the tour guide first, and don't mention you, me and him. Violators should perform programs, tell jokes or sing songs. Then the loser continues to play with the next tourist, and so on.
5 "funny photos"
Visitors can combine freely for many times, shoot funny expressions, and finally choose the funniest combination and give small gifts. Through this game, we can enhance our feelings.
6 "Walk, twist, willow, hug"
Starting from the first person in the car seat, the first person said,' Take a walk, twist, see a willow tree, hug', and the second person said,' Take a walk, twist, see two willows, hug two', and so on. Whoever takes it wrong will be punished for the performance. Such games can increase the familiarity between strange tourists.
7 "Ups and downs, seven ups and downs, fifteen moons and sixteen circles"
Before playing the game, we must remember that "upside down, seven up and eight down, the moon at fifteen is sixteen circles", and then we will start counting from one to sixteen. On the count of three, you say four, count to seven, clap your hands, count to eight, stamp your feet, count to fifteen, say the moon, count to sixteen, and compare a circle with your hands.
8 "Frog Falling into the Water"
Starting with the tourists sitting in the front row, the first man said, "A frog has a mouth, two eyes and four legs. The second man said, "Two frogs have two mouths, four eyes and eight legs. Jump into the water. "By analogy, the wrong person will be punished and the game will start again.
9 "Guess the Song Title"
The tour guide can prepare some familiar songs in advance, then put a prelude on the car, divide the tourists into groups, guess the name of the song in each group, and the group that guesses the least will be punished collectively.
10 "big watermelon and small watermelon"
Big watermelon and small watermelon, say big gestures are small, say small gestures are big, and follow the action with your hands. If someone makes a mistake, they will be punished, such as singing children's songs they learned when they were young.
1 1 Don't move your nose.
Put your index finger on your nose, and then the tour guide will tell you a part of your facial organ. Visitors should immediately point their fingers at that part after hearing it, and they will be punished if they reflect too slowly or make mistakes.
12 "I love memorizing lyrics"
Tourists are divided into two groups, and then each group must sing a song. Lyrics contain specified words, such as fruits or plants. Those who can't sing will be punished.
13 Lyrics and Songs
Sing the lyrics of another song in the tune of one song, and the one who sings well wins.
14, "Singing Bad"
The singer deliberately changed some lyrics of a song before singing, to see who can pick out the wrong place in time and sing the correct lyrics. The person who corrects more times wins.
15, "megaphone"
Tell a person in the last row a word or a sentence, and then draw on the back of the person in the previous row with your finger until you draw the first person. The most ridiculous line of people performing programs or something.
16, guess a place or a person's name.
Gold, silver, copper and iron-Wuxi, the four seasons are warm-Changchun, bon voyage-Lushun, preference for boys over girls-Guiyang, calm-Ningbo, Battle of Red Cliffs-Sun Yue, Liu Huan, parachutes-Zhang Fei, sold everything except quilts-Liu Bei, Red Manor.
17, brainstorming
A pig and a goose are locked in the refrigerator. The pig froze to death, but the goose did not. Why? (Let the tourists answer: That goose is a penguin)
Ok, put a pig and a penguin in the refrigerator. Penguins froze to death, but pigs didn't freeze to death. Why? I can't answer ... ah, the pig is thinking ...
18, serial game
My name is XXX.
My favorite means of transportation is xxx.
My favorite animal is xxx.
My pet phrase is xxx
Form a good sentence: I am xxx, I ride xxx and say "I love you" to my favorite xxx, and xxx says XXX.
The significance lies in: introducing tourists vividly, leaving a deep impression on everyone and strengthening mutual communication.
19, "guess"
First, the tour guide asked everyone to combine freely, and then invited a pair. The guide took out what he had written in advance, turned his back on him and showed one of them to another partner. No noise, let's see who can cooperate. Last performance. Okay, there are gifts.
20. "Clap your hands every 3 times"
Clap your hands in the game, and everyone will count off in turn. Whenever it is a multiple of 3, clap your hands and shut up. If you are wrong, you will be punished for singing.
2 1, "one yuan and fifty cents"
The tour guide prepared a fifty-cent coin and a one-dollar coin. Fifty cents for men and a dollar for women. The tour guide holds one in each hand and raises his hand to let the tourists guess. If they think it's their own, they will come forward. If they guess wrong, they will be punished by the performance.
22 "Card Games"
Make a deck of cards first, and each card has instructions written on it. For example, the first card says: sing a song. The second card reads: tell a cold joke and make the other person laugh. The third card says, find a heterosexual to confess to him and move him. Wait, just write a deck of cards. On the long-distance tour bus, the tour guide took out this pair of cards for the tourists to draw, and asked him to complete the instructions on the card. If you don't finish it, you will be punished.
23. Eat yak
Let the guests take turns to say "I like eating cows best ...". Tell the cows everything they can eat, and whoever repeats it will perform the program. Without food, there will be funny nouns, such as: cow hair, cow excrement ... time-consuming and fun, suitable for the team, more emotional.
24. "Soldiers Catch Thieves"
Write down "officer", "soldier", "catch" and "thief" on four pieces of paper and let four people draw lots. The person who draws "catch" can guess who is the thief according to the expressions of the other three people. You will be punished if you guess wrong. How to punish the decision to take the "official" is carried out by the person who takes the "soldier".
25 "Captain Hook"
Participants shouted in turn: "Tiger-gram-boat-dragon-gang-yes-you". While shouting "you", you can designate any participant. At this time, the designated person should shout like the captain: Yahoo ~ ~ (imitating the whistle when the ship is about to leave port)! Two people next to the captain can row a boat, shouting: make love ~ ~ whoever reflects slowly will lose! ! A new round of games starts again by losers ~ ~
This game is particularly interesting ~ ~ especially you can enjoy the clumsy movements of others ~ ~ but the speed of playing is the best! !
26. "Message testing"
There are just four columns in the car, divided into four groups. Let the first person in each group write a sentence on the note, then he tells the people behind him to make sure that the sound is only heard by the people behind him, and then repeats the message backwards in turn to see if the last person can say the same thing as the first person and win the performance with the greatest difference.
27. "Combine words into sentences"
Divide the tourists into several groups, prepare a pen and paper, the first member writes a word first, then gives it to the second member, and so on. Which group writes a sentence first and the sentence is fluent, and the fastest group wins.
28 "Different Mouth and Fingers"
If you send the same number as your finger, you lose, that is, execute a program.
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