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Talk about a happy and funny personality.

1. Life is like riding a bike. If you want to keep your balance, you must move forward.

2, I am a lazy person, really not suitable for too complicated feelings.

How can you not comfort your heart after comforting so many people?

4. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

Sometimes I feel like a psycho, pestering myself and disturbing others.

6. Based on our relationship. I will never put salt on your wound. I only sprinkle Chili noodles

7. Is there a person who has been living in your heart and never left?

It is incredible that even if he breaks your heart, you still love him with a broken heart.

9. When you are sad for the first time, you are stupid. Bad luck for the second time. What about the third time?

10, the best gift for yourself is to take a walk in the place you have always longed for.

1 1, there is no need to pay for some unnecessary people.

12, if it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Baishi?

13, always dreaming, but always ignoring the memories that once belonged to us.

14 and "live well" are not merciful.

15, how many people's love lost to reality.

16, in fact, everyone's youth is similar, dreaming and crying.

17, a big man, the first feeling when he meets the person he likes is fear.

18, if I say I really love you, who will clean up this broken friendship?

19, I don't know if I forgot him, or if I'm just used to this pain.

20. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

2 1, don't ask me how I am, I can only say that I am still alive.

22. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

23. I have no money to buy a car, so I can only take the bus with you, but I will hold you and not let you squeeze.

24. It is very happy to have a girlfriend who understands you.

25. Vegetarians can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flowerpot. Friends are friends. You understand everything I say.

26. I didn't know how to scold until I was lying in bed after quarreling with others. ...

27. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

28. It is actually very humble to discover the importance and necessity afterwards.

29. The word "virtuous", as the name implies, is nothing at home.

Give me a brave reason, and I will despair again.

3 1, sometimes it's not that you don't trust, but that you care more than others and are more afraid of losing.

32. The whole class sleeps, the game teams up after school, the whole class collapses at the end of the term, and the exam is not held.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.

34. The persistent future will also have a past; No matter how beautiful the melody is, there will be emotional sadness.

What a pair of eyes can see is the truth that can't be seen on the outside, so I ran away. I'm just afraid of meeting a jackal.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.