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Mr. Jin's joke
one day, there was a noise outside the window, which woke Venus up. "Hey, why is it so noisy outside, so bold, dare to wake my uncle to sleep!" Venus walked down the stairs, but unexpectedly, her legs were weak after a long period of inactivity. She accidentally fell down a whole floor of stairs, but Venus didn't feel any pain. She looked under her ass. It's fat Li from next door. What can I do? Venus thought again: I can be a gentleman of the Kim family, so I'm afraid of nothing. Thought of here, Venus calmly walked down the stairs.
The downstairs is already crowded with people. "Excuse me, do you dare to stand in my way and find a fight?" Venus said lazily to the crowd in front. The people in front turned their heads in succession, just trying to teach a little boy a lesson. When they saw Venus, they all held back what they were saying. "It turned out to be a gentleman of the Kim family. We have eyes, not Mount Tai. Please." People said flatteringly. "That's more like it. What are you doing, so noisy, I don't know if this uncle is sleeping! " People around were afraid to make a sound. A courageous person summoned up his courage and said to Venus, "Well, today is Tomb-Sweeping Day, and we are preparing to go for an outing." "Today is Tomb-Sweeping Day, ok, I will let you go today." Say that finish, Venus went back to the room.
Knowing the truth, Venus smiled knowingly.
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