What are some jokes about product managers?

The product manager sent the prototype to the designer and checked on the progress 2 days later. Designer: Now, look, it was done in half a day. Product Manager: Xiaoxiao, your nails are so beautifully done. They match your temperament... Ah, how come this high-fidelity model is exactly the same as my prototype? Design: Everything is exactly the same. Your prototype is so ugly. It is all black and white, and the width and height pixels are wrong. Product Manager: That’s not what I mean. The prototype has no layout and no interaction. If you look at this tab, there are actually many better ways, such as topbar... Design: If your prototype is designed like this, I will do it. It's like this, why don't you think about it yourself! Product Manager: Isn’t this because you are more professional? Help me make it look better... Design: Don’t do this. Anyway, I will make it whatever your prototype looks like. If you want to change it, draw the prototype first. If you reschedule it again, if you don’t think clearly, you still expect me to do it for you, and you will pay me a salary!