Seek the funniest joke in the world.

Early in the morning, mother snail went out with her baby snail.

The little snail asked his mother inexplicably, "Where are we going?"

Mother snail: "Didn't we agree to take you on a blind date?"

Snail: "Ah, but I'm still young? ! "

Mother snail: "it's almost there!" " "

One day, three dead people were taken to the hospital.

The doctor asked, why did everyone laugh to death?

The nurse replied: The first man was so excited because he won 5 million!

The second man died of joy and sorrow!

The doctor asked again, how did the third person die?

The nurse said that the third man died while picking apples on a rainy night?

The doctor doesn't understand: how can you laugh to death when picking apples?

The nurse replied: Suddenly there was a flash of lightning in the sky! He thinks someone is taking pictures of him.

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

4. The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. ..........

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.

Rice cake! ! !

5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?

Answer the boy because jiaozi has a foreskin.

6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death …

Ten years of life and death, Heng Yuanxiang, Yang Yang. Thousands of miles away, the top seven are used for washing powder. Even if you don't know each other, you have to make up C, Shi Erkang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier. It is estimated that my heart will be broken every year, looking for a job, Foxconn.

2. Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousands of riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, Jiuzhitang was held for 300 years. Wine, breast and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Guangzhi. Hold the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon and look northwest, King Adi.

The old man talked about the madness of teenagers, learned skills and went to Lan Xiang. A gold hat, mink fur and fur, it is difficult to ride a tiger. In order to report the whole city and the satrap, Mayflower and the airport. I'm still doing business, repairing cars and coming to the north. Beida Jade Bird has been established for a long time. Bow like a full moon, looking northwest, New Oriental.

When it comes to teenage mania, I can only say Du Kang. Golden hat mink, Avon thousand riding. To repay Qingcheng, Taishou, Passat, Duke and King. Wine, chest and gallbladder are still open, and women are cleaner and healthier. In the clouds, there are many bubble gum. Can pull the carver like a full moon, looking northwest, Tongrentang.

5. Old people talk about juvenile madness, jumping and jumping, and today's Lang Mai. Golden retrievers carve autumn, and thousands ride the overlord. To repay the city guard, L 'Oreal and Shiseido. I love life and Fang La. Holding the festive clouds, Shuanghui ham sausage. The carver is like a full moon, looking at the northwest, the natural hall.