Flying head joke

The original joke was about Cao Sunliu.

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together and suddenly met with an emergency.

Need to parachute to escape.

Only then did I find that there were only three parachutes left on the plane. When Zhuge Liang shook, everyone was nervous.

Feather fan * * * sound, said, "so, mountain man out of a few questions, you can answer, skydiving, answer no. ..

Those who come up have to jump by themselves. "

Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky? 」

Liu Bei thought simply and answered "one"

So I went down with a parachute.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?"

Sun Quan answered "One"

I also brought a parachute down.

Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Cao Cao was stunned and couldn't answer, so he had to jump by himself.

Unexpectedly, jumping into the sea saved my life.

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still used the old method to discuss it.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle that Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang? 」

Liu Bei thought simply and answered "The Battle of Makino"

Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?"

Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000."

Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan went down with an umbrella bag.

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking: "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything, especially the military."

This time, you fell, hehe. "

Zhuge Liang asked, "What are their names?"

Cao Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself.

I didn't expect to jump into the sea again to save my life.

Cao cao snickered, "* *, Lao tze deadly! See what old Zhuge can do to me? 」

The same four people flew for the third time, and the plane encountered an emergency again. Cao Cao thought, Zhuge Lao

If my head is going to be messed up again, I will jump by myself to avoid being insulted. So my heart crossed and I jumped.

Go down and fall at high speed in the air. I can only hear Zhuge Liang's laughter from above.

"Cao Cao, waste your wisdom, ha ha, there are four parachutes on the plane today! 」

Cao Cao fainted with a "ah". [