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If I am a tax official writing.

Taxation is the foundation of human society. "In our place, besides enjoying the sunshine and air, we have to pay taxes", which is a classic saying used by westerners to describe the wide range of tax payment. As a tax worker, I feel that taxation, like my mother, is often misunderstood but rarely forgotten. I have to contact all kinds of taxpayers every day. Today, I want to talk about if I am a taxpayer.

If I am a taxpayer, when I meet tax collectors in the service hall, their smiles, like a reassurance, give me the self-esteem and confidence I deserve; When the materials I submitted were omitted and unqualified, their smiles, like the sunshine in winter, warmed my heart. Smile service is the catalyst and lubricant of window service.

If I am a taxpayer, I hope that taxpayers should not only be proficient in the business within their duties, but also explain all the documents and materials that should be submitted at one time to avoid taxpayers running errands. If the tax official completes all the registration items for my enterprise with the fastest speed and best service in the shortest time, it will save time and increase benefits for my enterprise. I think this is the most practical and convincing service to do a good job in window service, which is unmatched by any enthusiastic language. What can be more satisfying and grateful than this kind of service?

If I am a taxpayer, I hope that the tax officials will stand in my position and think about what kind of answer I want from them most. What kind of service do you need? I believe that the tax collectors have done this, and even if some of my wishes are not realized, I will give them the understanding and consideration they deserve. Because I know they are serious. Transposition service is like a bridge between service providers and customers, which can shorten the distance, communicate with each other and understand each other.

If I am a taxpayer, I always hope that the service of the tax collector is endless. I hope they can tell me what post-approval procedures need to be handled and which relevant departments to go through, and sincerely say to me, "If you still need help, please call us at any time." ...

If I am a taxpayer, in my eyes, the words and deeds and every move of the tax officials represent the image of the tax department at a small scale, and affect the prestige of the country in the eyes of the people at a large scale! When we see the front-line service window of service procedure specification, civilized language specification, behavior specification and business language specification, we feel extremely gratified.

If I am a taxpayer, I hope all tax collectors have wings of thoughts, ideals and beliefs, and don't let their wings be tied with heavy gold. Because the Indian poet Tagore said, "Once a bird's wings are tied with gold, it can never fly again." The dazzling light will definitely make him lose his ability to fly high because of the heavy burden.

If I am a taxpayer, I would like to work with you, our amiable and respectable tax collector, to jointly create a blue sky for the country to gather wealth!