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Four essays on future robots
A composition about the future robot
Twenty years have passed in a blink of an eye, and I have grown up ...
"Now please invite Xie Yunxiao, the newly elected president of China Academy of Sciences, to introduce us to the multifunctional robot he designed. Welcome everyone! " As soon as the host's voice dropped, I appeared on the rostrum.
I took the remote control out of my pocket and pressed it gently, and the robot "Xiao Xie" came out from behind the scenes. "This is the robot" Xiao Xie "that I designed. "Is this a robot?" There was a whisper under the stage. I said, "This is a robot. It is not a human being, nor is it a clone. Its hair, eyes and skin are all artificial. Its body is full of all kinds of precision parts and computer systems. Like Astro Boy, it can fly with jet rocket to explore the existence of alien creatures in the universe. It can dig a tunnel like a pangolin. Its skin is made of special materials, bullets can't penetrate, and gunfire can't destroy it. It has an infrared camera on its head, and it only takes a blink of an eye to photograph what someone is doing. If you input the enemy's information into its computer, it will be able to lean out of the target within a kilometer of Fiona Fang, and its eyes will emit ultraviolet rays, and it will hit the target 1%, leaving the other party in a temporary coma and giving in easily.
speaking of which, I pressed the enemy-finding button on the remote control. Suddenly, the laser ultraviolet of "Xiao Xie" shone directly on a man wearing a black trench coat and a wide-brimmed hat in the second seat of thirty rows. Several police officers swarmed on him, and the man gave in easily. This person is the wanted leader of Tibet independence in China. At this time, there was thunderous applause from the audience, and the audience was full of admiration for my invention ...
About the future robot composition II
In 2183, I was studying the future robot in the advanced laboratory I invented, which has great functions and can also serve as a model for various occupations.
The "professional robot" will look for jobs everywhere according to the job advertisements, and the money it earns will be given to its owner without any selfishness. At night, when the owner sleeps, it will become a button embedded in the owner's clothes. In the middle of the night, if a thief comes to steal something, it will turn into an electric baton to stun the thief, and then send the thief to the police station for the police to punish him. Emotional robots are considerate. If the host is upset, it will tell some jokes to make the host happy. He is also a hero of justice. If the owner is a thief and wants to ask him to help him do bad things, he will definitely not do it. He will also take the owner to the police station.
"knowledge robot" is rich in knowledge and quick in thinking. If the master's child can't do a question, he will patiently explain it to him. If the master has any questions, he will ask it directly and it will answer it in one bite.
Traffic robots can replace police uncles to maintain traffic order. Whether it is scorching sun or pouring rain, it will guard its post conscientiously. It can also monitor people littering and spitting. And let them correct it immediately. Otherwise, catch them and don't leave.
"tree planting robots" they investigate where there are few trees, and they go to plant trees. Go to the desert and turn it into an oasis; Go to the plateau and make it full of flowers. From then on, there will be no more sandstorms, tornadoes and floods, so that people can live and work in peace and contentment.
"It's time to go to school." My mother called me while cooking breakfast. I woke up, it turned out to be all a dream, but I believe that as long as we study hard, we can certainly invent this future robot.
About the Future Robot Composition III
When I came back from school, I called to the door: I'm back, and the door will open automatically, because there is a system in the door that records the voices of my family members when I go out. When we say "I'm back" to a door, the door can immediately tell (tell) whether this is a member of the family.
when I came to the study, the air conditioner (immediately) began to work, and the air conditioner (according to) adjusted (the indoor temperature) by the human body temperature. There is a robot in the room; (Teacher), the Chinese homework tonight is writing a composition. I am most afraid of writing a composition at ordinary times. I told the robot about my troubles and the robot immediately helped me analyze it, which made me feel that writing a composition was not difficult. When I couldn't find the book I wanted, the robot gave me the information, which relieved me a lot.
It's time for dinner. A chef robot comes up to us with a menu and asks: What food does the host want to eat? After ordering the food, the robot will do it immediately, and within 5 minutes, the kitchen robot will serve the food!
After dinner, I rested for 3 minutes and went to the fitness room. I practiced on each machine for 1 minutes. When I was sweating, the daily robot handed me water and a sweat towel, which made me comfortable. I asked the robot to turn on the air conditioner. The daily robot said, "Young master, you can't blow the air conditioner right away. You will catch a cold if you are cold and hot!" I can't talk about everyday robots, so I took a milk bath after 2 minutes' rest, which was very comfortable ~~
After taking a bath, I started my computer career. I played wildly, ding ~ ~ ding ~ ~ ding, it was 11 o'clock, and the everyday robots told me to sleep, so did my parents.
composition 4 about future robots
Future orchard robots Every autumn, the owners of orchards are happy and worried. I am glad that the fruit has been harvested after a hard year's work, but I am worried that there is a lot of work in the orchard at this time, both picking and transporting, and patrolling the orchard to guard against theft, which is simply too busy.
I think I will definitely make an orchard robot, isn't it solved? However, there are orchards everywhere, and it is impossible for robots to drag long wires around. If you use batteries, you have to charge them in time. If the charging is not timely, the robot will "strike". It is not easy to find a "strike" robot in a large dense fruit forest.
can the robot charge itself? As long as they "eat" the fruit falling from the tree to maintain normal activities. In the body of the machine, a biofuel battery is installed, and the eaten fruit is made into a battery for the robot to use. When these robots are sent to the fruit garden, they don't have to worry about them anymore. They can "eat" the fallen fruit and work nonstop throughout the harvest season. With the "self-supporting" robot, the owner of the orchard can relax. Just sit in the office and direct them. For example, when the robot reports that there is not enough fruit on the ground, what should I do? The owner will tell it: pick some fruits from the tree to eat!
orchard robots will not only pick ripe fruits, pack them neatly, and then transport them to the designated place, but also find bad people and give an alarm.
To realize this dream, you must study hard and realize this dream.
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