English joke primary school

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English joke primary school one

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a road sign that says, "School-Go slow".

English Jokes Primary School II

A man went to church and started talking to God.

He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "right away".

A man walks into a church and talks with God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny", and the man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second", and finally the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away".

English joke: Grade three in primary school.

Mother asked Tommy to go to the shop across the street to buy a good box of matches.

When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good box of matches?"

"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."

Mother asked Tommy to buy a good box of matches in the shop across the street.

When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good match?"

"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."

English joke fourth grade primary school

Father: Uh, oh, I think I just turned right illegally.

Susie: Never mind, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

Father: Oh, dear, I just turned right illegally.

Susie: That's all right, Dad. The policeman behind you turned like this.

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