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I'm crazy.

Sister 100 is too much? I'm afraid you'll get better if you don't finish reading it . Wasted. Do you advocate saving now? . . Then I'll give you a few less first, okay? Sissy should be happy.

1. Two sharks in the sea are chatting. A shark said, "If someone dives later, let's not bite him."

Another shark asked, "What shall we do?"

"Let's take that thing from his head so that we can wear it ashore to play."

The hungry lion approached the sleeping cow. At this time, the cow suddenly farted and released the mushrooms in the grass.

The lion was shocked and fled wildly, shouting "mushroom cloud ~ ~"

3. One day. Egg a says to egg b, look at the egg in the back row. You know how to maintain it, and you have smeared mud on the bottom of the sea.

Egg b said, get out! Lao tze is a pervert!

The elephant said to a little mouse, "You are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

Hearing this, the little mouse quickly said, "Wait, say it again. I will tell fleas when I sleep at night. "

One day, the swan said to the toad, if I grew up like you, I would have died.

Toad said: The pig is still alive and well.

Hearing this, the pig on the side said angrily, I'm watching a joke. I've angered anyone I recruited. (Just kidding, don't take it amiss ~)