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Who has a joke story about selling mobile phones?
One day Xiao Ming went to buy a mobile phone, went to a mobile phone shop to see a mobile phone, and asked the waiter how much it was. The waiter is new here and doesn't know the price, so he asked the manager of another counter.
Attendant: How much is this mobile phone? Manager?
Manager: Two thousand.
Attendant: What? How much/how much?
Manager: (a little angry): Two thousand! !
Attendant: How much is it? Boss? Speak louder!
Manager (furious): How many times have I told you? Two thousand!
The waiter told Xiao Ming: 1200.
Xiao Ming had an abacus in his heart, thinking: The manager said two thousand, but the waiter turned a deaf ear and asked for one thousand two hundred, which was eight hundred less!
So he took out his wallet and said, ok, ok, I'll buy it!
The manager and waiter watched Xiao Ming walk out of the mobile phone shop and smiled insidiously. This mobile phone is only 800 yuan.
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