Q: Jokes about Spring Festival and Lantern Festival! See clearly that it's a joke, not a text message or something! If you are the one!

1. The Lantern Festival will be held in two days.

Every household is busy hanging lanterns! The Lao Wang family is no exception, and it will be done soon.

So he went to prison and saw others hanging lanterns. He smiled and said, "It's only now, my wife hung it last night, haha ~ ~"

When Tian Deng was a county magistrate, he was so afraid that others would offend his name that he was not allowed to say the word "light". To this end, he punished many people, including officials and soldiers. Therefore, in the whole county, people nicknamed "lamp" as "fire" and "lighting" as "arson"

When the lantern festival was lit at night, Tian Deng allowed people to visit, so he asked his men to write a notice and post it, which read: "The state set fire to it for three days according to law." People in all counties laughed to themselves when they saw it, and some even made up a ballad, sarcastically saying, "Only state officials can set fires, but people can't light them."