Humorous poems describing ugliness

"Ugly women compete for flowers, and the more flowers are reflected, the uglier they are." I didn't walk out of the courtyard for three or five steps, and my forehead had reached the painting hall. "

Ugly women compete for flowers, and the more flowers are reflected, the uglier they are: this poem comes from Si Kongtu's Xiao Chen Shi Zi Ang. This poem is very straightforward. In order to be beautiful, an ugly girl put a lot of flowers in her head, but the delicate flowers made her uglier, which made people feel sympathetic and funny.

Before stepping out of the courtyard, my forehead has reached the drawing room: this poem is from Su Dongpo's Tears of Love, a poem that Su Shi used to joke with his sister Su Xiaomei. This means that Su Xiaomei is still a few steps away from the door, and her forehead goes to the painting gallery first. Su Xiaomei used to exaggerate her prominent forehead and laugh at her ugliness.