What are the swearing golden sentences in literature and art (so that the other party will not notice them for a while)?

1. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grass is fragrant.

God spread wisdom on earth, but you brought an umbrella.

Please leave this place as a group.

Notre Dame de Paris is missing a clock, it's up to you.

5. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

6. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

7. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

8. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

9. The world is big, but it is bigger than what you lack.

10, were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright and far apart.

12 I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

13. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

14. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

15. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB when you are half dead. ...

16. It is God's creativity that created you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

Your appearance is really pleasing. . . The decline has dragged down the internet speed. . .

18. Dude, look at your IQ. . . Is it from the physics department (indoor) of the University of Calgary?

19. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death. . .

20. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

2 1. How did you climb out of the trash can after the abortion?

22. You are unique-at least all mankind doesn't want a second one.

23. Your face is like sports shoes. It must be very comfortable to step in.

24. Be good and play on the highway.

25. Do your parents study chemistry? You feel like an experiment.

26. If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who punched your face like this.

27. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, yellow and far away from each other.

28. If stupidity hurts you, you will complain all day.

29. You can't even stuff candy into an old man's beard.

30. It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?

3 1. I like my ass better when I see your face.

32. consult the encyclopedia. The icon of the word Arsch is your face.

Ask a doctor to check your ass and see if your brain is damaged.

34. Chatting with sweaters is more interesting to me.

35. Please shut up when the cake is talking.

36. Don't you have a toilet at home? Do you spray here?

37. You have slippers in your head.

38. Some people are short of gold, so they are named Xin; Some people are short of water, so they are named Miao; Some people lack wood in their lives, called sen; Because your name is Jing, so. . .

How do literature and art curse? I hope that the above encyclopedia of literary swear words can help you learn how to swear artistically! (transferred from the network)

Degang Guo and Yu Qian.

Degang Guo and Yu Qian.

1. Nobody said anything before and nobody said anything behind. Degang Guo

2. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt. Degang Guo

How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy. Degang Guo

People live for fame and fortune, which is good. I just want to make money. I eat well, dress well and live a good life, so I can speak cross talk well. If someone invests 100 million yuan, I will talk cross talk every day and do nothing. Degang Guo

5. It's hard for a lifetime. Some people scold me for not doing these things, and others scold me for doing them. These are other people's business, not mine. Degang Guo

6. It is difficult to do every year, and everything is difficult to achieve. Degang Guo

7. Nothing grows on the ground and nothing grows in the sky. Don't let the ancients call it no ambition, and don't let the present people call it boundless. Degang Guo

8. There is a brothel outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, and there are people behind the talents. Degang Guo

9. The human heart is like iron, not like iron, and the official law is like a furnace. Degang Guo

10. People do all kinds of evil, and there are good books on the case. There is no rugged wandering in my heart, but green mountains and green waters are in front of me. Make a pot of tea, burn a pot of incense, follow the example of the ancients and take a day off. Degang Guo

1 1. Artists are like carbon. They have bones when they are half black and ashes when they are very red. Be careful. Degang Guo

12. Being led by the nose by fame, people are enslaved by the world. Degang Guo

13. Some people say that if you want to publish a book, something will happen first. I'm fine, but I published this book. Degang Guo

14. I only have three friends, one is literature and art, the other is ordinary, and the other is you. Degang Guo

15. fame and fortune are all theaters, and wealth cannot be splashed; Cold medicine and hot medicine are good medicines, and medicines are everywhere. Degang Guo

16. I didn't want to tell jokes, but they forced me to. Degang Guo

17. Next, I visited the Five Mountains. I hate the sky without handles, and I hate the land without rings. I am the real hero of Tianjin and its surrounding counties, Wang Siwen. Degang Guo

18. At this point, heroes are not necessarily heroes. Degang Guo

19. Write an article with a bamboo pen. Play dumb, play crazy. Love children and be filial to parents. Beat paparazzi and scold peers. Stealing expert waves and reading scholars are crazy. Don't do it with little evil, and don't do it with little good. Who is in charge of ups and downs in the vast world, a hundred years is just a dream. Hot steamed bread with onion dipping sauce is better than the king. Degang Guo

20. I have lost more people than you have ever seen. Degang Guo

2 1. The old monk slept in the meditation room and didn't smell the sound of trees and grass in the Jianghu. Degang Guo

22. Be considerate, not obsequious. Degang Guo

23. All my former friends have become rich. This is called hundreds of millions, and that is called hundreds of millions. I only have five million pixels. Degang Guo

24. A gentleman is born six feet tall, so why not? Degang Guo

25. People are the most inhuman in the world. Degang Guo

26. Spending money is like wetting your pants. Degang Guo

27. Your shameless appearance bears the charm of my youth. Degang Guo

28. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you. Degang Guo

29. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes. Degang Guo

Young man, you are the sun at two or three in the morning. Degang Guo

3 1. Dare to join the Beggars' Sect! Dressed up very well! Degang Guo

32. Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties. Degang Guo

33. The lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community. Degang Guo

34. Thank God for the stew. Who took it away for me when I opened my eyes? Degang Guo

35. I threw the shot put so far, and the coach said that it doesn't count if people go out! Degang Guo

36. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next. Degang Guo

37. People have clothes and horses have saddles! Dogs run happily with bells! Degang Guo

38. Face was given by others, but you lost it yourself. Degang Guo

39. Those who are clear are clear, and those who are turbid are turbid. Degang Guo

40. Every dog beater has never been ungrateful to a scholar. Degang Guo

1. Your appearance broke through the imagination of scientists.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

5. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

6. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

7. You are really something. Isn't it supported by the Animal Protection Association?

8. What is your vital capacity? You play really well!

9. Without a scholar, you are Shakespeare.

10. I wish you long life.

1 1. You wasted your parents all night.

12. How can you wriggle better than a maggot?

13. Ring the bell after the security check, you handyman.

14. My name is Shangguan Nanbei and your name is Sima Dongxi.

15. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

16. I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are like you.

1. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

If I dream of you, it's a ghost.

Your hukou book is an encyclopedia of animals.

4. One-page household registration book for poor households

I don't remember which scholar said: some people's faces are ugly like tragedies.

6. Pigs have only meat but no heart.

7. Your parents really know how to keep all the beautiful things for themselves.

8. dust to dust, soil to soil, your ashes are not worthy of PM2.5

9. Smiling at you is purely polite. Don't show me that you are hopeless.

10. God spreads wisdom all over the world, but you are holding an umbrella.

1 1. Go home, your sister will push you to Beihai Park to see flowers.

12. Remember to let others hang up when you call in the future, otherwise you will hang up.

13. My mother told me to be kind to people when I was young. Later, I met many people and realized that not everyone has a mother.

14. You grow your head just to grow taller.

15. What do you compare with me? I'm not Lv Dongbin.

16. If thinking is proof of survival, it is difficult for me to judge whether you are a corpse or not.

17. Lift your head and let me see the water inside.

18. You look familiar, just like the bag of garbage I threw out yesterday.

19. Come and take a selfie for me and show me your family photo.

20. Why not soar in Wan Li by the wind? Why don't you go to heaven

2 1. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and so weak.

22. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

23. When treating you as a person, do you try to act like one?

24. Baidu may not find you, but sogou will.

25. Some people's faces are as ugly as a group of grievances. Mu Xin

Knock on your head, and you will find that the sound of 3,000 tons of tide is still there.

27. I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

28. The moon doesn't sleep, and neither do you. At night, Sadako will lift you up.

29. How many steps did you take to brush WeChat in the wild area?

30. Why can it be delivered much more than the American group?

Hello, I share a few here, hoping to help you:

1. You look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

Let's eat fish together when you are free. I think you are very picky.

I just want to curse, not you.

I never scold you by name when I speak. If you are wrong, you will be seated accordingly.

6. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

7. Do you think you can go back to childhood by pretending to be cute?

8. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

10, if life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

So much for the time being, thank you.

When I saw this topic, my first reaction was Zhen Xuan. The emperor dotes on her and does not rule out the saying of "double body"; However, she knows that it won't last long to convince people with color, so what she wants from beginning to end is people who have a heart and soul, and the white heads are not separated. For the emperor, when he was practicing, he still remembered that "if he were here, he could talk to me a lot." You can see her talent. Her eloquence not only exposes her opponent's tricks again and again, but also saves the day.

The first part:

Zhen Xuan's high-profile return to the palace, AnLingRong still wearing a false mask, said, "I thought I would never see my sister again in my life".

Zhen Xuan replied without changing color: "I haven't seen my sister for many years, and everything is the same for my sister."

The seemingly cordial and decent answer actually gave An Lingrong a boring punch: I have been calling my sister, but I never come to see me! I won't argue with you for many years, and your position has not been promoted! I'm afraid your hypocrisy and malice have not changed!

The second part:

An Lingrong forced her to get pregnant in order to save her unworthy father. Zhen Xuan to visit, this is a foolproof arrangement. He invited not only the imperial concubine and distinguished guests, but also two doctors, one of whom was the queen's confidant.

Zhen Xuan asked with concern: Why do you still use such fragrant incense when you are pregnant? Will it hurt the fetus? Don't accidentally get musk and cause miscarriage, as she used to. I don't know. Tell An Lingrong and others present that I know all her unkindness and injustice to me. It's up to you. Zhen Xuan also joked about how much the emperor loved An Lingrong and how rare this pillow was. In the thoughtful AnLingRong sounds, his face has changed. Do you know there is a pillow in my bedroom?

Let's look at the present from Zhen Xuan. One is a fan, suggesting that our relationship has long since broken up. A bird in the fan mocks An Lingrong, but no matter how red it is, it is just a bird. The second is jade with pigeon blood, which may express a precious thing, whether it is sadness or joy, depending on whether you can stand it, whether you are pregnant or not, whether it is a blessing or a curse. We will wait and see, and it will be a bloody disaster.

Zhen Xuan, who first entered the palace, was not so active. She has always wanted to keep true feelings with the emperor, low-key and gentle. Clever eloquence is often used to protect yourself or save the scene.

The first part:

When a group of new concubines greeted the queen for the first time, Hua Fei deliberately made things difficult.

Sister Mei said: The beauty of the empress is really remarkable. How dare the light of fireflies compete with the queen's pearls?

Hua Fei said, Sister Shen has a sweet mouth, but when it comes to national color, isn't that a word to describe the queen?

Immediate response: the queen's mother instrument is as bright as the moon, the national color of the queen of China is as bright as pearls, and the courtiers and concubines are far behind.

When this was said, Hua Fei was beaten and unable to attack. She only said: There are more and more glib people in the palace.

The queen took advantage of this situation to establish authority.

The second part:

The rich and noble were pregnant, and the Queen Abortion Team arranged this action, and invited the concubines of the sixth palace to gather in Ren Jing Palace to enjoy the flowers. This is the first time that An Lingrong "loyal" to the queen.

The queen picked a pink peony, and Hua Fei took the opportunity to satirize the queen and said: Pink is not as elegant as peony, but it is not as bright as Kao Hua.

At this time, she was also convinced that the queen was virtuous, and recited Liu Yuxi's "Peony Appreciation" without flattery: the peony demon in front of the court was unqualified, and the lotus in the pool was pure and affectionate. Only the peony is the real beauty, which attracted countless people to appreciate at the flowering stage and alarmed the whole Chang 'an City.

To put it bluntly, that is to say, only peony is the real national color, and only the queen can dominate the world! She chose this song appropriately from a vast library of poems. Without confrontation, she tactfully defended Hua Fei's "no demon", safeguarded the queen's face and sorted out the order of the young and the old. After hearing this, the queen was very satisfied.

To sum up, you see, smiling is beautiful, but even reading poetry books is the same as ordinary children, and more importantly, "read more when you are ugly"! Ha ha ha ~ ~

1, wait for me, I'll buy a plane ticket to Tianjin and buy some steamed buns to hit you [covering your face].

Mr. Wang, who lives next door to your house, is very humorous [covering his face].

Didn't you feel well yesterday? My friend at the vet station told me that you were drinking tea at his place [covering your face].

I don't know when and in which article I described a person as "a dog from a distance, a western dog from a close look, and a closer look turned out to be Mr. X." It may be that a Mr. Lu Xun in the Republic of China was describing another academic celebrity. Mr. Lu Xun's face was cold and he called others "cutting off the dog". If this is what Mr. Lu said, it is also vivid and humorous.

In the story of Dongpo and Fo Yin, Dongpo said that Fo Yin looks like a lump of shit, but in fact there is shit in his heart, so everything looks like shit. Fo Yin said, I think you look like a Buddha, because Fo Yin has a Buddha in his heart, so everything looks like a Buddha.

I want to buy some oranges. Don't walk around here.

I am a fortune teller. What are you?

I am equipped with a lock. Do you know that?/You know what?

Allow me to ask, I'm sorry. ...