What is it like to be married to a lazy wife?

Joke: A friend asked me: "Can you understand the pain of marrying a lazy wife?" I asked curiously: "So what?" He said to me painfully: "She did it for One less bowl to wash, why the hell do I have to use the pot to eat? #Joy is a troublemaker#

Humor Just now I was chatting with a married man, and when it came to women, he said: "Women don't care about women before they get married. Love to act coquettishly. "I said: "Then it shouldn't happen after getting married, right? I saw him taking a deep breath from the cigarette and saying to me with tears in his eyes: "After you get married, you start acting wild!" "#Joy is a troublemaker#

Duanzi got his salary today, which is a full 8,000 yuan! I was going to reward myself. I went to a high-end noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of luxurious high-end beef noodles set. As soon as the noodles came, I hurriedly started eating. As I was eating, I fished out a condom and asked the boss, "What kind of restaurant is this? You wear condoms when eating noodles." The boss said calmly. Said: "Excuse me, what meal did you order?" I said: "Deluxe premium beef noodle set!" The boss said: "What kind of beef noodles?" Me: "Set." . . . . . "#Joy is a troublemaker#

Cold joke Xiao Ming: Mom, I want to raise a rabbit! Xiao Ming's mother: No! Xiao Ming: Then why did you raise a rabbit! Xiao Ming's mother: What kind of rabbit is that? Xiao Ming : Little bastard! #Joy is a troublemaker#