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Three kingdoms Lu Bu Liu Bei joke

During the Three Kingdoms period, Lu Bu and Lv Fengxian seemed to be the strongest people in that period: they were invincible in one-on-one combat and were not afraid of group fights. But what if a person does it? Seeking failure alone? It was too lonely, so Lao Guanzhong specially arranged an opponent for the brave Lu Bu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei and Zhang. During the whole Three Kingdoms period, only Sanye was able to hold Lu Bu. But Zhang Fei always looks at each other unhappily, and even often scolds Lu Bu.

In Hulao Pass War, Lyu3 bu4 won several games immediately after he got off the horse, and all the governors trembled. Just as the Lu Bu brothers were proud, the Third Master stood up first and shouted. Three surname slaves, stop! ? Then he got into a fight with the Lu Bu brothers, probably because of Third Master. At the peak, Lu Bu couldn't win the Third Master in 50 rounds.

You know, at that time, Lu Bu's martial arts reached its peak, but Zhang's state has not yet reached its peak, at least not as good as Lu Bu's. But the third master disturbed each other's thoughts with this sentence. It's bad enough to say that Zhang Fei is swearing. What do you mean? Slave's third surname? Writing is not a language that ordinary people can think of.

Lu Bu, whose real name is Lu, later recognized Ding Yuan as Platini, and later worshipped Dong Zhuo as his adoptive father, so that an open one is equivalent to having it? Lu? 、? Ding? 、? Dong? Three surnames, it can be seen that this sentence of Zhang is quite lethal and makes people speechless. However, during the Three Kingdoms period, there were many people like Lu Bu, but Third Master seemed to treat the Lu Bu brothers. Have a soft spot? I just don't like him.

In many places later, Zhang Fei showed his disgust for Lu Bu. After Cao Cao defeated Lu Bu in Puyang, his brother Lu Bu went to Xuzhou to take refuge in Liu Bei. At that time, the two sides talked more speculatively. When Lu Bu was excited, he invited his wife out to Liu Bei? Have a look? Also called Liu Bei? Good brothers? .

What is the highest friendship between the ancients? Don't hide from your wife and children? Just like Lu Bu treated Liu Bei; At the same time, Lu Bu called each other brothers, which shows that boss Lu is looking forward to getting closer to each other. However, Lu Ge's practice attracted Zhang Fei's dissatisfaction, and Zhang was so angry that he wanted to fight Lu Bu with his eight snake spears.