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I like a girl who works as a cashier in a small supermarket. In order to see her, she always goes to the supermarket to buy things. She wanted to talk, but she was embarrassed. How should she get it?
I will give you a hint. Every time I buy something, the price should be low and then low. When paying, you should ask her to look for it with a hundred dollars, glance at her and buy a low-priced one the next day. For example, the price this time is 5 yuan, so you have to take out the old five yuan. This is the previous layout. If not, you can also take out 10 yuan! After giving it to her, take out a hundred immediately and say sorry. I can't give you that money. Give her a hundred and look at her. Buy it again just like the first time. Do it a few times more! Then stop for a few days, [these days, make a note and write your confession, and finally don't exceed 30 words. For example, I like you for a long time. This time, I have the courage to express myself and write down your phone number. It's up to you to choose the gift this time. Give her the note when you pay, and everything is ready except her east wind! It looks childish, but it's fun to do so! Don't buy things when she is not busy, or she will dislike you. You will succeed and find beauty as soon as possible!
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