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One day, the princess was taken away by the big devil, and she kept shouting. Archangel: "You can scream your throat out ... no one will come to save you ..." Princess: "Princess ... I will save you ..." Archangel: "Speaking of Cao Cao ..." Cao: "Archangel ... you asked me to do it. It was discovered .. "*:" Ghost, you can see me ... "Demon:" Oh, my God! " God: "Who told me?" Who: "Nobody told you …" Nobody: "Where am I? Play dumb! " Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? " Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. " Many people: "I just arrived ... who are you?" Which one: I'm not who. Who: He is not me. " Princess: "has everyone come to save me?" Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." "Lively:" What do I have to see? "God:" It's none of my business. I have to go first. Devil: Answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How do I play this magic king? "Go down:" You are such a big devil, why do you want to play with me? Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go. No one: "If I play the big devil, how can I let you go ..." How can I: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun. Lively: "What am I doing? What: You want to fuck me? Rogue! "How dare you:" Where am I? Me: What's it to me? Devil: *! I'm going crazy. "*:" What do you want me to do! ... "Madman:" What do you want me to do? You want me to say, I don't know anything! I don't know anything: I don't know! I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me? Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " I didn't: "Who called him? Who: "I didn't ..." I didn't: "I didn't ..." You: "I dare you. "I dare you:" Who says I dare not! ? Who: Please ... I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is too long ... I will be called …" Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place quickly" Right or wrong: "So this is my place …" I have nothing &; No: "Stop it, we're talking …" Stop it: "I'm not talking …" I didn't: "I'm not talking! ... "I have nothing:"-_-\ \ "... Let's go out and talk ..." Go: "I'm embarrassed ... (wriggle)" I have nothing: "It's none of your business ..." (Two brothers go out angrily) It's none of your business: "Did someone call me? Someone: "Who wants to call you ..." Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... * v. v *" (\ \" who \ \ "collapsed) It's none of your business:" ... aren't you my cousin? " It's none of my business: "... cousin (or cousin) ... long time no see ..." Long time: "I'm here ..." Devil: "Are you finished? Endless: "He didn't have me" You: "I didn't have him" I just: "Who said that? Who: What am I doing? : "Do you want to fuck me? You: "I won't fuck him." I just said, "Who said I wouldn't?" Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "I said," What do you want me to do? " : "You two are shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it! " Face: "Who wants me? Who: "I don't want it. "Big Devil:" Hurry up, I'm going to kick people out. People: Kick me out? Looking for k "k: "Who wants to see me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: "Don't K me" I: "Who wants K me?" Who: "Let me finally catch one, and kill it ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Who: "Look at my eighteen dragons! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! " Eighteen hands of the dragon: "What do I have to see? Jiuyin Baiguzhao: What am I looking at? What's there to see: brother, I finally found you! " What is beauty? "Brother, let's talk outside." Archangel: "... this is a meeting to recognize relatives ..." Since then, Archangel has really suffered from schizophrenia. ...
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